Hillary Clinton

Born in 1947 and married to Bill Clinton, Hillary has been the First Lady of the United States and a U.S. Senator from New York.
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Chalky
05/27/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

Does rate-it-all  have a virtual bag I can puke in??? Gosh, who the hell would want to go out w/the anti-christ?

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Hillary Clinton 1

I thought Feminism was supposed to be a form of revolution.  All that seemed to change was that the reins were wrenched from the hands of male narcissistic control freaks and placed in the hands of female narcissistic control freaks...like Hillary.

She's the sterile, impassive, always-in-control Mom that used to drive kids to rebel against them.  Then, again, there's that shrill hyperbolic nagging screech that (married and divorced) men adore soooooooooo much.

I think what turns me off about her more than anything is that I get the impression that Her Majesty so eagerly wants to get over the campaigning thing so she can take her rightful place, after having replaced the OTHER emperor.

Bill...WTF WERE you thinking????

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irishgit
03/05/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

This woman has Ice Queen written all over her.

I already own a refrigerator, thanks.

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GenghisTheHun
03/04/2007

Hillary Clinton 3

Her problem is her toxic personality. If she can suppress the public perception of that, she has a good crack at being President. The far leftos who label themselves "progressives" are starting to get the vapors about how to stop HC from getting the nomination.

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numbah16tdhaha
03/04/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

pass...

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Enkidu
03/04/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

A little old for me... besides, I get the impression she might embody this old joke: Are you sexually active? Nah, I just lie there.

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Victor83
03/04/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

I see this list includes nightmares as well....gross!

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MattLee
03/04/2007

Hillary Clinton 2

bitch from hell but have to give her 2 stars, i mean sticking with bill after the monica case alone has to earn her 1 star alone.

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Jmichael
01/14/2007

Hillary Clinton 1

now thats funny.

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Hillary Clinton 1

There is something very sexy about women who are either ambitious or are driven to success. And then again, there is something absolutely sick about those who are obsessed or preoccupied with absolute power- and who would try to gain it any cost. With that in mind, I always felt bad for Bill Clinton because it seems that Hillary was selfish (and ruthless) in her quest for power, doing more to advance HERSELF than anything. As a dream date? No way! I like the normal give and take of a balanced relationship over the likely selfish-Hillary motif: "It's ME before WE!"

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Djahuti
08/09/2006

Hillary Clinton 1

Gawd,No! If she isn't frigid,she oughtta be!

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CRMGuy
11/07/2005

Hillary Clinton 2

Lesbian with a bad haircut and fat ankles

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Wavebacker
08/23/2005

Hillary Clinton 5

I agree with EricMK. I think she'd be an interesting date. The conversation would be great and I think it would be a surprisingly good time to spend with her.

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EricMK
08/17/2005

Hillary Clinton 5

If she were my age, she'd be perfect. She's decent looking, but more importantly, she's a very strong woman - which is much better than having a trophy girlfriend. She's very smart, inspiring, articulate, ambitious and thoughtful. She would be an equal partner; not a stay in the kitchen and make babies wife. And since I'm a political junkie, we'd have a lot in common, and that would be beneficial to each other in our carriers - like with Bill and Hillary's marriage.

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CanadaSucks
03/09/2005

Hillary Clinton 1

Only New York State would elect this carpetbagger. Sex with her would be about as much fun as a tax audit.

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Iron Man
03/09/2005

Hillary Clinton 1

Oh my goodness! Why is on this list? Even her old man doesn't want her. Why should anyone else?

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Alexg681
01/01/2005

Hillary Clinton 2

No way too old now, she was cute when she was younger.

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Mr.Political
12/10/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

Spare me.

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sfalconer
12/02/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

Here is yet another who should move to France. Hillary is one of the reasons that it will be a long time before we have a Woman President. Wait a minute I forgot she already was President. Who would want to take the this frosty battle axe on a date, not even Bill would do that.

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Roy_Freddy
11/07/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

I would not wish Hillary Clinton as a Dream Date on my worst enemy.

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Muter
10/30/2004

Hillary Clinton 5

Hell yes!!!!!!!!! She is sooo hot and sexy!!!!!

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louiethe20th
08/16/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

More like a nightmare date!

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coleslough
08/16/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

she cannot take the golf ball thru the garden hose, according to slick willy billy...

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handy
03/27/2004

Hillary Clinton 3

Not much of a politican but pretty darn cute, especially after she dyed her hair blonde. She's a hot woman (physically), but she's a cold woman (heartless). I don't know why Bill Clinton is always cheating on her, with Lewinsky, Flowers, Jones, as well as with Broderick (Bill raped her, she reports), Willey (he tried to assault her, she reports), and many others. If I had a woman who was as hot and beautiful as Hillary, I wouldn't look elsewhere. Hillary is a beautiful woman on the outside; it's the inside that scares me.

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OrangeCharlie
01/18/2004

Hillary Clinton 1

More like a NIGHTMARE!!! I don't even want to entertain the thought about going on a date with her. She looks like she'd have really bad breath.

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ClassicTVFan47
12/19/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Not in a million years!

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Anita Perez
10/13/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Sorry. I'm not a lesbian.

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StanUzbeck
09/27/2003

Hillary Clinton 4

I have no problems with Hillary Clinton. If she were closer to my age (mid-20's) I would very much like to go out with her. She's exceptionally intelligent and articulate, and pretty cute for an older woman. And she'd pay for everything since she's way richer than I am, and she is old enough to not want to play games but to just go for what she wants, which would be me with my pants off.

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Hillary Clinton 1

Maybe for Prince Charles--she's about as appealing as Camilla Parker Bowles. She might also qualify as a dream date for a deaf lesbian. Even the sound of her voice is nauseating.

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RebelYell1861
09/13/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

"Dream Date" my ass. I can't think of a more deceitful nasty piece of trash.

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LadyShark4534
09/12/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Smart woman, but she's old enough to be my grandmother. Also, I feel she'd be a very depressing date.

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Edwardnortonfa n
06/20/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

One word - sick

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Redoedo
05/27/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Maybe if I were a homosexual.... Give me a break! The only perk to being involved with this "woman" would be that I could sleep around and get away with it.

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BIGBABY
05/26/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Disregarding the fact that she's about 35 years older than me, I still wouldn't even come close to this lady. This lady really must be depressed, I mean, look at her picture here! I also don't like to date liars and people are absolute fakes.

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tj92101
05/20/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Not even Bill will touch her!

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President -X-D
04/30/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Well, maybe we should ask Vince Foster whether it is a good idea to date this woman.

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Hillary Clinton 1

Ask Bill!

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klytie
04/04/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Sure, she's a strong woman, but that's her only asset- she's as crooked as they come, just like her husband...and Grossmith was correct- she knows alot more about Vince Foster than she has her followers believing.

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Mr. Gone
04/03/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

I'd rather get hit by a train.

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drbanner
03/26/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

I think I'm the wrong gender for her. I'm a man!

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AmazingMole
01/17/2003

Hillary Clinton 1

Hilla the Hun is an ice queen. Not a dream date.

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zuchinibut
12/10/2002

Hillary Clinton 1

Repulsive.

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DeathRattle
10/28/2002

Hillary Clinton 1

If her social life reflects her work life, that means she would very bossy and controlling on the date. What guy can take that. Let's not forget the fact that she's old and looks old (even beyond her age). I'll pass

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addicted
10/28/2002

Hillary Clinton 1

is this some kind of joke???? i could never see her in a dream date category. GAG!

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thornvv
03/20/2002

Hillary Clinton 1

What a nightmare. No wonder Bill roams.

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Solenoid DH
03/05/2002

Hillary Clinton 1

Hillary, a dream date? No - I'd much rather go out with a woman.

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thekettleblack
08/31/2001

Hillary Clinton 5

Intelligent, beautiful...I'd definitely date her.

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Thorne
06/25/2001

Hillary Clinton 1

Not my type at all. First, she's old enough to be my mother. Secon, she is into politics. Third, she is married to a man that used to be president. Fourth, she is obviously power hungry! Those four things spell horrible date! That and I am 19! I really don't think this would be a love match.

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JohnPaulKnows
02/24/2001

Hillary Clinton 1

Remember this woman was connected with the black panther movement back in the early seventies and late sixties. She never denied this. She is worse than her husband in all ways and we will see this in the future. They both hate America and the American way of life.

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moonshiner
02/23/2001

Hillary Clinton 1

Still waiting for a way to vote with zero stars. There should be a law against this sort of woman.

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