Russian brides

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GoinDownSlow
09/26/2009

Russian brides 5

I miss the good old days when Russian porn princesses went toe-to-toe with ads for the Bible...

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Ridgewalker
11/04/2008

Russian brides 5

I just received my mail order Russian Bride. I was little suspicious when I saw 'Made in China' stamped on the side of the box. I got really pissed off when I opened the box and found the assembly instructions in Russian (which, as I learned, was some half-assed Chinese interpretation of Russian). Then, I was really fucking pissed off when I assembled everything in the box and there were three fingers, a right foot and a mustache missing!

Then there was a knock at the door. It was the UPS guy with a little box, labelled #2. All he had to say was, "OOPS!"  I peeked out through the blinds and saw him leaning up against his truck, holding his stomach and wiping tears from his eyes.

I'm in love...

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FranksWildYear s
11/04/2008

Russian brides 4

UPDATE: The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!!!

ORIGINAL: I suspect if you ordered one, the package in the mail would be considerably larger than the one that came from the mail-order bridal clearing house in Manilla. 

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edt4
10/28/2008

Russian brides 3

I grew up in the pre-Glasnost period when the only Russian women one could see on TV or in magazines weighed 300+ pounds, were missing several teeth, and had more moles on their face than Alabama hillbillies had in their back yards. Now, as an adult, I see pictures of Russian women, and they're more often than not breathtakingly gorgeous. Since I stopped hanging out in bars, I'm sympathetic to those looking for "dating alternatives" but the Russian bride thing, like the Filipino bride thing, just reeks of exploitation and sexism and even misogyny. I mean, does an aging guy who has never had all that much success with American women his own age think somehow he'll be able to magically transform himself and make it work with a beautiful young woman from another culture? Does he really think she'll love him, or can he see that she's probably desperately trying to escape an environment of bitter poverty and oppression, and simply doesn't care? "Live in hope; die in despair," my grandmother always used to say. Ironically, the father of my sister-in-law, an Italian, married a Russian woman...not all that young, but younger than he is...and it seems to be working reasonably well. My  instinct tells me, though, that that "success" is the exception rather than the rule.

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numbah16tdhaha
10/28/2008

Russian brides 2

Eh, maybe I'll order one...

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Chalky
10/28/2008

Russian brides 3

I prefer Ukrainian women myself but I'm sure Vladimir Putin is running the Russian Bride trade.

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Victor83
10/27/2008

Russian brides 3

Something to consider...so long as her colon is cleansed and she is not in possession of Satanic Rosaries.

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lix
10/27/2008

Russian brides 3

It's just not fair.  Look at what us girls have to pick from...

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

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oscargamblesfr o
10/27/2008

Russian brides 3

Well, if you're 40 or older and very conservative your first mental response is probably Commie bitches,  but if you're a drunk you'll probably respond by seeing if there are any act now and we'll send you a case of Smirnoff promotional tie-ins. And if you're a drunk who sucked at geography since the second grade, you're probably hoping that the St. Pauli Girl comes in the mail.

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irishgit
10/27/2008

Russian brides 1

I ordered one of these but they told me they don't ship to Canada, so they sent mine to GoinDownSlow. Life sucks....

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CanadaSucks
10/27/2008

Russian brides 4

. . .those Russian exchange students at college were quite. . .fetching. . .

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convinced1972
10/27/2008

Russian brides 2

Waiting for the USSR to re-establish itself.  The women were way more desparate then.

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