Jennifer Lopez

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hideouslyugly
12/09/2007

Jennifer Lopez 1

Dropped off the face of the earth...and that's a good thing.

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soadnirvana
12/19/2006

Jennifer Lopez 1

She probably has the worst singing voice in history. Her acting skills are minimal and then we have to suffer through hearing her ghetto accent.

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oscargamblesfr o
11/22/2006

Jennifer Lopez 1

I hate to be so sanctimonious and like a grumpy man over twice my age, but did you know that shortly before she died, Janis Joplin paid ten grand to give the great Bessie Smith a proper tombstone... a talent-deficient fool like this is probably wiping her asteroid size butt with hundred dollar bills. We live on a sick planet...

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Penwah
04/02/2006

Jennifer Lopez 1

She's a beautiful girl, but other than dancing, I can't figure out why she is such a celebrity.

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CherrySoda99
01/28/2006

Jennifer Lopez 2

Her only really catchy tune is Jenny From The Block, and it's only good when you don't have to suffer through the video.

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McGowan
12/18/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

J-Lo?No....J-NO , as in NO talent whatsoever!!One critic described her as "untalented ubiquity" .That's about right.

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Torontosucks
10/26/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

First enjoyed her as an actress. But with the singing it's just too much. She's everywhere. I can't escape it. Please help meeeee!!

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meghangrove
09/30/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

How is she where she is? The woman's rubbish. Cant sing or act.

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rjy
09/28/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

First of all she can't sing! Second, she can't act! How is it that she gets away with it?

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sabasimba
06/20/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

Is she going to die soon?

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pwright1
05/14/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

Does she really think she has singing talent. How can anyone go out and spend money on any of her cds. She is one of the worst singers out there. Please just fade into the sunset.

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southparker9
04/11/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

Her popularity continues to surprise me. Can't sing. Can't sing live. Can't sing on memorex. Get the picture?

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X Factor Z
04/06/2005

Jennifer Lopez 3

Decent, but not great, actress and singer. I got tired of hearing about her failed marraiges et el all the time. she was great as Selena, who was actually far talented than J-Lo ever could be . More likable the less we hear or see about her.

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theoneandonlym ami
03/20/2005

Jennifer Lopez 1

she is so sad. i can't stand the way she used men to get where she is now in her career. i hope she stays with mark anthony for a change and shows those young girls that look at her in aww how a real woman with morals lives their life

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edt4
01/14/2005

Jennifer Lopez 2

Another mediocre celebrity has overstayed her 15 minutes of fame. At best, she's ordinary looking. As far as talent, it's nowhere discernable. Despite this, she keeps putting out CD's and appearing in movies. Have we as a country lost all sense of taste and/or quality?

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DoYouWash
11/10/2004

Jennifer Lopez 3

She's not the best singer, but her music is entertaining

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wro1011
09/10/2004

Jennifer Lopez 2

Her music sucks, but she's hot

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hevensgurl
07/23/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

She CANNOT sing...to hear her attempt to sing is an insult to those who actully can! If you ever noticed most of her singing is actually her just talking. When you know what goes into the technical aspects in the studio (reverb, dubbing) she is just plain awful if this is the finished project..She does have a pretty face is and average actress and okay dancer but please stay out of the recording studio:(

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North Starr
05/12/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

Don't be fooled by the c*cks that I got, I'm still I'm still the hooker from the block. Used to have a little VD now I got alot, I'm still the hooker from the block

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Guava Monkey
03/25/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

J-lo probably thinks of herself as a 21st century one-woman renaissance what with her 'acting', pop career, own brand of perfume etc. A classic case of mediocre talent spread thinly. Worst of all is she's a self-regarding prima donna who overdoes the whole bling-bling thing. Her music, if that's what you can call it, is hip-hop/rap lite for Walmart shoppers.

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JJBurns84
02/09/2004

Jennifer Lopez 1

The media really has their nose up this woman's ass, and as you all know that is a long way up. Conan O'Brien said she was bitchy to him when he canceled her music segment. Examples like that coupled with her arrogant songs portrays her as self-centered.

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peoriaaz
11/02/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Hollywood manufactured, no talent, no morals pig. Does this woman have any idea what a marriage commitment is? Or is she just shopping around for the right dick size and color

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MoonChild
11/01/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Well, what can I say? If you ever think of a woman in showbusiness more overrated than JLo, please let me know. The only people that are attracted to her are a bunch of walking hard-ons, or those boily teenage boys who cant get any, ergo know nothing about anything and only repeat what they hear, and for crying out loud, what is all this talk about her "body"? Her ass is humungous, it`s not even funny anymore, and it`s not just big, as in muscly-big, it`s plain FAT, look at it, it shakes when she walks, or when the wind blows, and oh my god, do I want to hear her fart! It`s gonna sound like canon fire with her "ammunition". I know it`s mean to laugh about people`s misfortune, if she is built that way and she can`t help it, but the least she could do is stop sticking it into the screen in every single one of her videos, and practically rub it against the camera! Soooo overrated. I don`t know about her face, I don`t find it particularly pretty even with that sh*t load of make-up she has on, and if someone could please show me a natural part on her face, because I have this feeling that if I met her in a dark alley with no make-up on I`d be running away screaming "Be gone, Satan, be gone!!!". When she just came out with her debut single, I was like "ooh, cool, a latino singer", but after a while I was just like "Oh my God, what the neck is this monster?" She is a super- no! a megaslut! She is such a whore, I can`t stand it. The only people I know that like her are the guys who can`t get any. She comes across as a dumb, self-centered prostitute with a huge butt, which got her where she is now, although I do not see how. She is definitely not beautiful, and she has no class whatsoever. I just wish she would stop making "music", and for chrissake, the woman cannot act for sh*t!!! And now she only makes songs with them rapper guys cuz they are into the whole "booty" thing, the bigger the better, and what bothers me is that she is not even a plus size, I mean, on the bottom she is, but not on the top at all, she has no breasts! And someone should explain to the poor retarded JLo that the purpose of CLOTHES is to cover up the body, and her body is not exactly flawless so I don`t know what the heck she is so proud about. She shouldn`t be ashamed of her butt, but she shouldn`t show it off like that, cuz I for one, find it very disturbing, and she is like what, thirty something, so she should probably act her age. She is waaaaay overrated.

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scarletfeather
10/18/2003

Jennifer Lopez 2

What a bitch. I loved it when Ben Affleck dumped her. I can't think of anyone who deserved to be dumped more than she did. Oh, and by the way, she can't sing that great that either.

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kmg1171
10/09/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

It's ridiculous how a woman with no singing ability can be spoon-fed hit songs that she had no part in writing, shake her huge ass in a few music videos, and become a multi-millionaire.

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attitudeamit
10/06/2003

Jennifer Lopez 2

OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MORE OBSESSED WITH HERSELF. NOWDAYS ALL SHE IS SINGING IS JLO THIS AND JLO THAT. AND GOOD LORD I KNOW SHE HAS A HOT BODY BUT I THINK WE ARE GETTIN ENUFF OF HER FLAUNTING IT.

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Moosekarloff
08/19/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

If you like a mannish-looking PR chick with small flappy tits, weak, limp, dirty-looking hair and the biggest ass this side of Rosanne Barr, who can't act, sing or dance, J. Lo's the ho fo u.

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$$TOMMY$$
07/10/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

five reasons for the five 1.j-lois one of the sexeist women in the world. 2.nice tits. 3.bendy. 4.looks like she's good in bed. 5.her names j-lo mmmmm!!!

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fairuzabalk23
06/30/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

She can't write her own music, which is terrible, she can't sing...why is she called a musician? I certainly don't know. I feel sorry for anyone who truely likes her music, wait it's not her music...she didn't write it She should have stuck to acting, which she was OKAY at. People shouldn't be able to be labled a musician and make a cd if they have no musical talent, just because she looks good? thats not a good excuse

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lauren33
06/19/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

I think L Lo is a graet person and actress/singer. HEr latest album is not a good as I would have expected, but it does have some great tracks. She is a great entrepreneur and business woman, as she now has a great clothes line and perfume. if any of you haters would actually look at her for more than her butt then you might see what a great acting talent and phenomenal singer she really is.

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dcpepp
06/18/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

Terrible music. But she's so sexy!

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gc_chick_4_lif e
06/16/2003

Jennifer Lopez 3

im not a fan of hers but she deserves the credit for all the hard work!

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marlowe1939
06/05/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

I liked her in Out of Sight. But she can't sing. SHe has the weakest voice I've ever heard in a professional singer. All the computers and studio magicians can't salvage her pathetic wisp of a voice. Many of today's pop tarts (Christina Aguliera, Pink) actually have a modicum of talent, but are hampered by poor material and overproduction. J.Lo can't use this excuse. There is absolutely nothing to work with here. Stick with the movies, Chica, you are WAY out of your depth here.

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DrFeelgood03
05/28/2003

Jennifer Lopez 3

Three for the B...Double O...T...Y...OH MY!!!

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TheBlueWyvern
05/26/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

An absolute disgrace to all of us hispanics. Yuck!

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morte
05/16/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Sometime a nice ass could turn a talentless, terrible voice into a singing star, Lopez is a brillant expemple here.

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RebelYell1861
05/09/2003

Jennifer Lopez 2

Her songs suck. She should have gotten out of Hollywood after she did Selena.

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kingronnie
05/09/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Stick to acting. I don't watch films, so I wouldn't have to see her at all. Oh, she isn't atractive either.

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Ralf
03/24/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

Best butt in the biz!

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sktmps
03/22/2003

Jennifer Lopez 5

for being a triple threat actress,singer,dancer & for messing up three potentially four guys

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Aris
03/12/2003

Jennifer Lopez 4

I don't think that J.LO. is the greatest singer out there, but I have to say that it takes will power, talent, hard work to get to where she is right now. She's very appealing, her voice caresses my ears. Her sound is allright, I prefer to hear more R&B/pop sound from her(If you had my love, Love don't cost a thing) rather than Hip-Hop. To be frank I'm getting sick of hip-hop now that it's everywhere.Generally speaking J.Lo liked my many people as an artist and by many men as a woman - so, whether you like her or dislike her, just relax and enjoy the ride because this babe ain't going nowhere.

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CanadaSucks
02/23/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

The worst actress I have ever seen in 20 years of film and theatre study.

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gr8ful1
02/20/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

This woman has got to be one of the most overated celebrity out there. What is so great about her or that pathetic singing voice? NOTHING! And about her 'huge' ass, it doesn't compared to what I've see almost everyday on the streets. The day I'll be happy for J.lo is the day she becomes a washed-up celebrity, that will not be able to sing or make crappy movies (with the exception of Selena) anymore and her 'huge' ass becomes a wrinkled one that men will not fawned over for. When that time comes, it'll be time to celebrate because she will be HISTORY.

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freddyfu
02/13/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

Over exposure. No one deserve the attention the media is giving her. She is just a @#$%**

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parry
01/27/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

I remember first noticing Jennifer when she was a "Flygirl" on "In Living Color". I remember when she first started acting, I thought "Wow, the girl from 'In Living Color' is now acting". I didn't consider her acting bad nor Oscar material..average. Then she released an album. I figured I'd buy it, hear some new material. I remember telling my sister I'd bought the album. She said, "I don't know why. She can't sing". A couple of days later when my husband and I were out running erands throughout the day, I popped the cd into the player. OH MY LORD! I could not believe my ears. I seriously wondered how it could not be a joke. Who the hell gave this woman a recording contract!!! I've heard singers before and thought they weren't too hot, but this was just awful. When she attempted to truly sing (not rap or kinda talk/sing) she couldn't really hold the notes. Her voice warbled. UGHHH!! After about 3 songs, I started skipping to other songs...those were just as bad. After surviving about 6/7 songs total, I just turned it off. A couple weeks later I sold the cd to CD Warehouse. I could not and still can not believe someone let her make an album, and is continuing to do so. It seems as though she may have had some voice lessons since the first album, but she's still pretty bad. All I keep thinking is that if she were to audition for American Idol, Simon would give her "the worst singer in the world" title. I'm willing to bet that none of the judges (although Paula Abdul was not a good singer either) would send her to Hollywood to even compete. I use to like Jennifer. She definitely is a gifted dancer, but now I'm just sick of seeing her face because I know she can't sing and her music career is really what made her bonafide in Hollywood and helped her get more film roles (not to mention dating Puff Daddy). Who are they, and she for that matter, kidding? I don't care if she is one of a few Hispanics getting some attention in Hollywood. No one told her to put out an album knowing her singing sucked. Gloria Estefan, Shakira, Christina Aguilera(a bit over the top at times), Selena (God rest her soul)can/could sing circles around Jennifer....uh...cause they can really sing... and so can Jaci Velasquez(though she's in the Christian market). Also, "Jenny From The Block", is such an arrogant and vain song, not to mention the self-christianed title "J Lo". Puuuhleeze.

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scar71
01/26/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

UGH! no talent, fat-ass!

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damienangel
01/01/2003

Jennifer Lopez 1

she tries too hard to act ghetto.she's corny and her voice is really annoying.the only thing she has going for her is she's pretty.thats why she has to keep getting married for publicity.i am so sick of her.

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Fredwah
12/12/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

She has one talent - getting unlimited media publicity.

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Lilpistalstart er
12/01/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

That album of hers should be dropped from airplanes above the skies of Irag. It's the worst piece of crap ever.

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criticalbastar d
11/26/2002

Jennifer Lopez 1

Let's face it folks. J.Lo does have 2 redeeming values: 1) she knows the right, career-boosting people to associate herself with (think Puffy, now Ben Affleck!) 2) she has an excellent publicist who knows how to use her 'race' to keep her standing out, marketable, and fascinating to the mainstream impressionable audience. Besides luck and these 2 savvy networking business skills, she's really got no unique, special, legitimate talents. But hey, more power, whatever it takes to make you rich and popular, because that's what it's all about these days.

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