Jennifer Lopez
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Well, what can I say? If you ever think of a woman in showbusiness more overrated than JLo, please let me know. The only people that are attracted to her are a bunch of walking hard-ons, or those boily teenage boys who cant get any, ergo know nothing about anything and only repeat what they hear, and for crying out loud, what is all this talk about her "body"? Her ass is humungous, it`s not even funny anymore, and it`s not just big, as in muscly-big, it`s plain FAT, look at it, it shakes when she walks, or when the wind blows, and oh my god, do I want to hear her fart! It`s gonna sound like canon fire with her "ammunition". I know it`s mean to laugh about people`s misfortune, if she is built that way and she can`t help it, but the least she could do is stop sticking it into the screen in every single one of her videos, and practically rub it against the camera! Soooo overrated. I don`t know about her face, I don`t find it particularly pretty even with that sh*t load of make-up she has on, and if someone could please show me a natural part on her face, because I have this feeling that if I met her in a dark alley with no make-up on I`d be running away screaming "Be gone, Satan, be gone!!!". When she just came out with her debut single, I was like "ooh, cool, a latino singer", but after a while I was just like "Oh my God, what the neck is this monster?" She is a super- no! a megaslut! She is such a whore, I can`t stand it. The only people I know that like her are the guys who can`t get any. She comes across as a dumb, self-centered prostitute with a huge butt, which got her where she is now, although I do not see how. She is definitely not beautiful, and she has no class whatsoever. I just wish she would stop making "music", and for chrissake, the woman cannot act for sh*t!!! And now she only makes songs with them rapper guys cuz they are into the whole "booty" thing, the bigger the better, and what bothers me is that she is not even a plus size, I mean, on the bottom she is, but not on the top at all, she has no breasts! And someone should explain to the poor retarded JLo that the purpose of CLOTHES is to cover up the body, and her body is not exactly flawless so I don`t know what the heck she is so proud about. She shouldn`t be ashamed of her butt, but she shouldn`t show it off like that, cuz I for one, find it very disturbing, and she is like what, thirty something, so she should probably act her age. She is waaaaay overrated.