Britney Spears

Born in 1981, Britney Spears released her first CD, "…Baby One More Time," in 1999. Her most popular songs include "(You Drive Me) Crazy" and "Lucky."
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Sportsguy24
07/19/2008

Britney Spears 5

Love Britney. I want to kiss the Ground she walks on.. You go Girl..

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ejerzeygirl
06/12/2008

Britney Spears 5

Crazy, derranged, but still Brittney kills it for them teeny boppers..they love her and she deserves some credit

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whatever334
03/12/2008

Britney Spears 1

She sucks, can't sing, brainwashed most kids by making them think that she was singing when actually, she was trying to get whatever thing had died in her throat out of there. And also very slutty!

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Iwoot
02/06/2008

Britney Spears 3

She has a nice voice, but her voice is changed on her singles and she cant sing live, the lyrics are awesome even tho she only worte 2 o fthe songs she sing.

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hideouslyugly
12/09/2007

Britney Spears 1

Arguably the worst thing to ever happen to music. Worthless...

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fb556683425
11/11/2007

Britney Spears 1

Used to be one good performer but have since gone downhill... Quite sick of reading about her in the tabloids... Just step out of the limelight for the moment and get yourself together gurl! U're a mess! Well... a rich mess but still a mess! Boo!

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fb618332875
11/02/2007

Britney Spears 5

She is Fat, she can dance, but she can't sing... that's perfect 4 me

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hadenoughofit
10/02/2007

Britney Spears 1

how sad

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Twitchin' Monkey
09/26/2007

Britney Spears 3

i'm indifferent to her now.  honestly, i was rooting for her a little prior to her VMA performance.  i kinda wanted her to show the world that she was over her dumb, sowing my wild oats phase... but she bombed it.  maybe it's time for her to grow up a little, change her image, and write songs about legitimate subjects other than sex and parties.  i don't see her crawling out of this hole any other way.  if not, i'll just let her fizzle out and dissappear. no big deal for me.  Oh, and she still wasn't ugly.

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magellan
09/26/2007

Britney Spears 2

Just to be a bit contrarian, and because I hate to see folks kicking people when they're down - even celebrities, I'll say this. I was watching a rerun of an old SNL the other day, and Britney was the host. I don't really know how to say this, so I'll just say it.

She was..... likable.

She was self depracating, had a pretty good sense of humor, and of course, was good looking. She was an entertainer.

Years and bad decisions have taken their toll, but one if not both of those things will catch up with all of us eventually. It just didn't take very long for her.

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FranksWildYear s
09/26/2007

Britney Spears 3

Isn't there a war on somewhere?  I haven't seen this much over reaction to a crappy performance since Hubert Humphrey let Nixon slip past him in 1968, and at least then there was something at stake, like peace in our lifetime.  She dissapointed her fans, so what, there aren't that many of them out there anymore.  She doesn't owe anything to the rest of us, since we don't buy her records or go to her concerts.  And one more thing, I'd like to see the abs of every portly TV reviewer who griped about Britney's body during her appearance.

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irishgit
09/17/2007

Britney Spears 1

She's adolescent trash. Can't sing for manure, either.

Update: So she crapped the bed at the MTV awards..... Ranks pretty high on my BFD scale....

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XAgent
09/13/2007

Britney Spears 1

Has been heading down hill since the Micky Mouse Club.

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Britney Spears 2

I dont have cable at the moment but I saw a few clips of Britney performin' at the VMA's and I felt embarrassed for her. She sounded horrible, but I never was a fan of her voice anyway.(it sounded too fake and weird mayne). I dont think she was fat but she was a little doughy for her standards. What really made me feel embarrassed for her was when that douche Sarah Silverman said Britney's kids were an accident. What did her kids do to you Sarah??

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Byakuya211
08/08/2007

Britney Spears 1

Since when the world is brainwashed and do not see this slut as A SLUT ? This site need a 0/5 raking .

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Mr Evangel
07/01/2007

Britney Spears 5

She is actually very talented. It's to bad she is not a christain she would make a huge impact for the kingdom of God.

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b00baby4y0u
02/27/2007

Britney Spears 1

o m gosh shes balled lol i hate her she used to be my favorite singer but not now that she is a drugieeee lol and an acholic

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char1595
12/15/2006

Britney Spears 5

I think Britney is great and we should not juge her for what she has done with her life, she should do what she wants, she doesnt whant everyone controlling her life!!

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Divinegrace
11/21/2006

Britney Spears 5

A real artist. Because of her originality in terms of musicality, and her rare charisma, she's no doubt the queen of pop.

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Vudija
11/20/2006

Britney Spears 3

Her singing wasn't bad (though not as great as her popularity might suggest), and I didn't much care for most of her songs, but I'll certainly give her credit for the entertainment factor and her ability to gain and maintain popularity with her lacking abilities.

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LastMessenger3
11/20/2006

Britney Spears 4

Britney is not a very good singer, but she is a great entertainer. She has moves, she has body, hair, and face, she is likable to a point. She also has a few songs that permanently stock in my head. She got be worth something.

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awf11
09/18/2006

Britney Spears 5

she's the greatest

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wasim
09/04/2006

Britney Spears 5

hi dear n friends ...how r u ?..i think britney sopears is a great singer...i m give her 5 marks.. " bless-ubri[email protected]" ...friends mail me on this id. take care bye

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weninger
08/20/2006

Britney Spears 1

Britney, the bayou bimbo, is now fat and over-the-hill. She CANNOT sing! Her former good looks, where were enhanced by plastic surgery (nose job, boob job, etc.) have faded. She is not aging well. She is finished as a top star.

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silverfox8246
04/12/2006

Britney Spears 2

britney spears needs to dump her husband loose all that weight and pose nude in playboy

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Ih8rateitall
03/17/2006

Britney Spears 1

Annoying voice-check(she sounds like she inhales helium!) Annoying personality-check Annoying songs-check(my ears hurt dudes!) Trailerpark-check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, and check!

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CherrySoda99
01/28/2006

Britney Spears 2

Britney started out as this cute little pop singer that had cool tunes and was yet another role model for tweens. Then...boom!! It all went downhill, and everything came off (including her clothes). Her songs got full of sex and her outfits became non existant. She began to become famous for her actions off the stage, more so than on. She is no role model at all.

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kellykatz
01/02/2006

Britney Spears 1

A moron with no musical talent. Married to a person who's possibly the most hateful person in the world. And they're both millionaires several times over. The media loves them. More reasons why our country, one that used to be a great one, is now the laughing stock of the world.

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musicprof
12/31/2005

Britney Spears 3

There are a lot of people out there that talk trash about Bit-Bit, but I will be honest. No, she isn't the most talented vocally, but she is a good entertainer for the type of music and shows that she does. I think she is great-looking and can do well even though her stock seems to have fallen because of K-fed.

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AnnieBanks
12/24/2005

Britney Spears 1

Well, let's start on a positive note...she really can dance! Unfortunately, this fact is drowned out by the screeching of an eletronic meltdown during her cd recordings. Plenty of female celebrities party it up, sleep around, and get implants. It's Hollywood's way. But to lie about it and insult the public with the insinuation that we are actually stupid enough to believe her load of crap, that is a big problem. On a final note...save me from anyone who would sell out her own kid for a little cosmetic wallet-lift....

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redrobbo
12/14/2005

Britney Spears 1

Pathetic!!! Has no business in the music industry!!!! Also has'nt any principles!!!

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clarermo
12/12/2005

Britney Spears 1

I don't think I've got as much money as she has and I'm not an imbecile, but I think I am a better singer than her. Beautiful? Well, a roll in a haystack, I know a million women prettier than her. For example, my wife.

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madness
11/20/2005

Britney Spears 1

shes fat now

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miketou
11/08/2005

Britney Spears 1

I'm over forty so I barely knew who Brittney Spears was. I finally had a chance to hear her sing on Satuday Night Live. I laughed thru the entire performance thinking it was part of a funny skit. When I realized she was serious, I really laughed. This girl couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag!

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jorgea1
10/30/2005

Britney Spears 3

has a good body and breast

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Siri
10/09/2005

Britney Spears 1

Vapid, no talent trailer park trash with a bad acne problem. Though she looks great with makeup on. Ugly gymnast legs and body. What's with her boobs? They really do inflate and deflate. She can dance okay, although sort of stiff, she didn't learn much from copying Janet and Madonna....but hey...she sold alot of cd's. There's no accounting for taste. Personally, I'd rather throw out the trash than buy it. Thumbs down to her.

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meghangrove
09/30/2005

Britney Spears 5

Give her a break. The has star quality. She may not be a Whitney type power singer but she doesnt try to be. She's just fun and she's a great performer.

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rjy
09/28/2005

Britney Spears 1

A slut who can't sing!

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pip_squeak
09/26/2005

Britney Spears 5

Well you all dissed her. Guess what - you'll never have as much money as she has you envious imbeciles.

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rowbite
09/10/2005

Britney Spears 1

How could you possilby see any talent in her? I can't believe someone would waste any of there time watching her retarded show w/her retarded husband. I don't know whats worst, her, her husband, or her sister Jamie Lynn

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lahell84
08/31/2005

Britney Spears 1

I have two distinct images of BS: In Fahrenheit 9/11 endorsing blind patriotism while chewing gum and a knocked-up Spears wearing a MILF in Training shirt. Kids, please stay in school.

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numbah16tdhaha
08/10/2005

Britney Spears 1

If I have to sit through one more of these substance deprived reviews about her, I will go harrass her 'till she shoots me with a pellet gun so I can sue. If I don't take her money her worthless freeloader boy toy will take it anyway.

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britneyfan123
08/10/2005

Britney Spears 5

Britney has sooooooo much talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HouseOfM
07/30/2005

Britney Spears 2

The only thing she does really well is prance around half naked. Kevin Federline is probably the worst thing that could have happened to her, and her career. At this point, she should just pack it in and go back to the trailer park. She's becoming too nasty to even look at.

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mahjong
07/15/2005

Britney Spears 1

I must have missed the Britney Spears is a musician newsflash. Hey y'all let's venture up from Louisiana and make some money from lip synchin' or whatever these kids are describing miming as today. Don't worry about wearing much clothing either, it's not cold. Just remember to say how you think George W. Bush is, like, doin' a great job as President and marry a freeloader who likes to spawn. You are set for life!

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sabasimba
06/20/2005

Britney Spears 1

Atrocity.

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Nightbird
06/17/2005

Britney Spears 3

I liked her better when she was sweet and kinda classy and now she seems like trailer trash with a billion dollars Brit has gotta ditch Kevin Federline. Also she'll ruin her voice and her body if she keeps on smoking.

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pwright1
05/14/2005

Britney Spears 1

She is a total zero as far as I'm concerned. Absolutely no talent. Can't sing and can't really dance with mediocare songs. Just a carefully packaged product that's fading fast. Now another stupid reality show with your husband who we care absolutely nothing about. Just because you're popular doesn't mean you have talent because Britney YOU DON'T.

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ptrabbit
04/27/2005

Britney Spears 5

Oh she is the hottest thing going--and now she wil be the hottest MILF in the world--bumping Ms. Paltrow to number two on the MILF lit. Every many would trade anything for a night with her.

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Lost48
04/19/2005

Britney Spears 1

total ditzy blonde

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