Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker 5

Chris Rock's: 'Bigger and Blacker' is probably one of the funniest stand-up comedy specials I have watched. Trust me, you won't stop laughing. It's sooooo funny. I'll just post a sample below.

"""""I was at the club the other night, down at Life, chilling at the club. I'm chilling with this girl. She was dancing. It was about 1 a.m. I'm talking to her, and realized she had two kids at home. I don't mind the two kids at home, that's all good. But l'm like, ‘What the fuck are you doing in a club... at 1 a.m. in the fucking morning. On a Wednesday night? What the fuck are you doing here?'

Is it your birthday?
Did you get a raise?

Well, you got to get the fuck out. You go. I'm kicking you the fuck out. Yes, bye! Go take care of them kids before they rob me in 15 years. You got to get your kid on or your groove on. You can't get both on at the same time. I'm tired of this shit.""""