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Jester002
07/06/2010

Islam 3

Islam is a monotheistic religion dictated by the Quran a text considered to contain the one true word of the Gecko as written by the prophet Muhammad Ali Baba a.k.a Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Similar to Christianity and several other religious cults, Islam forces followers to believe that “Allah” is the one true God of the universe and forbids all followers from believing in or worshiping any other God. Of course, this deity is extremely egotistic, filled with jealousy, somewhat psychotic, and prone to temper tantrums like a two-year-old child. For example, the Christian God Yahweh a.k.a. Yahooweh displayed his ability to lash out in a truly vindictive nature several times through out history and is known for killing off as many as 3 million of his devout followers just because of their so-called sins against God.

True believers of the Muslim faith practice the Five Pillars of Islam. Shahada is the credo of Islam recited under oath while being held at sword point where followers proclaim Allah as their supreme master. Salah is the ritualistic practice of praying while facing Mecca five times per day. Kneepads and flying carpets are available at the local Mecca USA hip-hop fashion, carpets and apparel. In addition, followers are required to Sawm or practically starve to death during the month of Ramadan (not to be confused with the hotel chain) from dusk to dawn to atone for their sins give thanks to Allah for their starvation, and remind them that they really do have it better than poor people do. Alms giving or Zakat is the practice of giving based on wealth accumulation. It is obligatory for wealthy Muslims to give to the poor, however since there are hardly any wealthy Muslims this practice is seldom followed today. Finally, every Muslim who can afford the trip must make the pilgrimage or Hajj to Mecca at least once in their lifetime. Unfortunately, the cost is so outrageous most scream Holy Shit when they see the ticket prices.

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Igiveadamn
06/21/2010

Islam 1

Their honor killings of women is disgraceful. The Militants in this Religion treat women like second class citizens. Covering women up from head to toe does not keep males from lusting, molesting them, then honor killing them if the woman gets pregnant from a sexual assault. How come the men go free? The man's opinion counts for everything and the woman doesn't in this twisted thinking. Can women even own property or get the children after a divorce? Yet feminist are silent around the world. Hello --where is the outrage?-- I only hear the crockets.

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ayn
04/01/2010

Islam 5

Muslims believe:
*That there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
*To believe in the Trinity is blasphemous
*Allah is the eternal, omnipotent, omnipresent ruler of all of history and the future.
*Muhammad is the last and greatest of all the prophets
*Saved souls go to heaven
*Unsaved souls go to hell
*Suffering erases ones sins and is allowed as a test of humility and faith
*Mary was a virgin
*Jesus was a great prophet and died for humanity. He did not rise on the third day. (alternate beliefs state that he ascended into heaven and a scapegoat died on the cross)
*Most Muslims do not live in the Mid-east
*Jihad does not mean "holy war." sorry, but that one bugs me (http://www.rateitall.com/i-2417102-jihad.aspx)
*Prayer (five times a day) is an important part of the faith where one bows before God, expresses faith, give thanks for blessings, and seek guidance and forgiveness.

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Annazee
02/25/2010

Islam 4

This is a message to all of you who are ignorant about the true teachings of Islam. If you were people instead of "sheeple" then you may be motivated to see why there is so much Islam-bashing in all spheres of the media. There is an agenda to control all the oil supplies in the world and unfortunately for the Muslims, most of it lies in their lands. Therefore, instead of being brainwashed by the media, read and learn before spouting opinions from your uninformed minds.
H.G. Wells
"The Islamic teachings have left great traditions for equitable and gentle dealings and behavior, and inspire people with nobility and tolerance. These are human teachings of the highest order and at the same time practicable. These teachings brought into existence a society in which hard-heartedness and collective oppression and injustice were the least as compared with all other societies preceding it....Islam is replete with gentleness, courtesy, and fraternity."
Sir George Bernard Shaw in 'The Genuine Islam,' Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936.
"I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capacity to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age. I have studied him - the wonderful man and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ, he must be called the Savior of Humanity."

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kjSean
11/27/2009

Islam 2


Muslim is a pretty degraded religion that deserves a better reputation. The extremists are the problem, not the peaceful followers.

Still, I'm an Atheist and therefore against any theistic religions.

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Focusonthis
03/29/2009

Islam 3

Other than being a belicose religion in the extreme, many of the teachings have value; just not eternal value.

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LadyJesusFan77 7
03/20/2009

Islam 1

I'm sure there's a lot of nice people that practice Islam. I just don't believe in this religion. I am a Christian who believes in Jesus Christ and the Holy Bible.

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HondaRider91
03/20/2009

Islam 1

To those that practice Islam(The extremist ones), I would like to know what their agenda is, what they are trying to achieve and how they go about doing it.

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pugwash01
02/06/2009

Islam 2

This is something I won't comment on much because Islam has good points to it’s faith, but unfortunately millions believe the wrong prophet. But then again I'm an infidel.

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dandv
01/22/2009

Islam 1

9/11

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irishgit
01/14/2009

Islam 3

Another of the massive monotheistic religions, that has had immense impact not only on the western world but immense influence in the east as well. Some folks won't like to hear it, but the modern world owes much of its knowledge of classical history and philosophy, and indeed, some of the teachings of the early Christian theologians to Islam.

This is because when the Long Night of barbarism descended on Western Europe after the final fall of the Roman Empire, the lights of learning were kept burning in two places. One was in the dank, cold and inhospitable monasteries of Ireland, and the other was in the massive libraries of Islam.

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AbdulHayyulQay yum
01/02/2009

Islam 5

Similarity Between The Fate of 'Ali bin Abi Thalib And Jesus ________________________________________ Qaala Abu Abdirrahman (Abdullah bin Ahmad), "haddatsana Suraij bin Yunus Abu Al Harts, haddatsana Abu Hafsh Al Abbar 'an Al Hakam bin Abdul Malik 'an Al Harts bin Hashirah 'an Abu Shadiq 'an Rabi'ah bin Najidz 'an 'Ali qaala, 'qaala an Nabiyyi Shalallahu 'Alaihi wa Sallam, "Fiika (in thee) matslu min 'Iisa (there is similarity with 'Iisa), abghadhatHul Huudu (who is hate by Jews) hatta (so) bahatuu (they despise) ummahu (his mother), wa ahabbatHun (and being love) nashaaraa (Christian) hatta (so) anzaluuhu (they put him) bil manzilahillatii (in a place) laisa bihi (not meant for him). Tsumma qaala ('Ali) 'yahliku (will be doom) fiyya (by me) rajulaani (2 kind of person), muhibbu (they who love me) mufrithun (to the extreme) yuqarrizhunii (they praise me) bimaa laisa fiyya (in something that aren't exist on myself), wa mubghidun (and who hate me) yahmiluhu syanaaaaanii (so that their hate on me) 'alaa an yabhatanii (will make them to despise me). (HR.Musnad Imam Ahmad no.1376,declared as Hasan by syaikh Ahmad Muhammad Syakir). Qaala Abdullah bin Ahmad, "Haddatsana Abu Muhammad Sufyan bin Waki' bin Al Jarrah bin Malih, haddatsana Khalid bin Makhlad, haddatsana Abu Ghailan Asy Syaibani, 'an Al Hakam bin Abdul Malik 'an Al Harts bin Hashirah 'an abu Shadiq 'an Rabi'ah bin Najidz 'an 'Ali bin Abi Thalib, qaala, "Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi wa Sallam called me, then he said, ... (Just as hadits no.1376) but there is another sentences which is "Alaa innii lastu bi nabiyyii (Know that I'm not a Nabi) wa laa yuuhaa ilayya (and there is no revelation come unto me), wa laakinnii (and but I am) a'malu (doing good deeds) bi kitaabillaahi (in All Qur'an) wa sunnati nabiyyihi (and Sunnati Nabiyyi) Shalallahu 'Alaihi wa Sallam maastatha'tu (in my ability), famaa (then whatever) amartukum (I told thee) min thaa'atillahi (in telling to obey Allah) fahaqun 'alaikum (it is the truth for thee) thaa'atii (to obey me) fiimaa (in whatever) ahbabtum (whether it is that you love) wa karihtum (and what you hate).(HR.Musnad Imam Ahmad 1377, Majma' Az Zawa'id Al Haitsami chapter 9:133, declared as Hasan by syaikh Ahmad Muhammad Syakir). Ashabul Kahfi vs Roman Empire What Christian and their Bible didn't know is that The Ashhabul Kahfi was the one who experience the "Burning of true Yeshua's followers," in surat Al Buruuj. Source: Al Furqan magazine of Indonesia (from Tafsir 'ulama) Allah said QS.85: "Was samaa'i dzaatil buruuj, wal yaumil ma'uud, wa syaahidiw wa masyhuud, qutila ashhaabul ukhduud, an naari dzaatil waquud, idz hum 'alaihaa qu'ud, wahum 'alaa maa yaf'aluuna bil mu'miniina syuhuud, wa maa naqamuu minhum illa ayyu'minu billaahil 'aziizil hamiid, alladzii lahul mulkus samaawaati wal ardh. wallahu 'alaa kulli sya'in syahiid. Innalladzii fatanul mu'miniina tsumma lam yatuubu falahum 'adzaabu jahannama, falahum 'adzaabul hariiq. Inna bathsya rabbika lasyadiid. Innahu ghafuurul waduud. Dzul 'arsyil majiid. Fa'aalul limaa yuriid. Hal ataaka hadiitsu junuud?. Wa fir'auna wa tsamuud. Balilladziina kafaruu fii takdziib. Wallaahu miw waraa'ihim muhiith. Bal Qur'aanum majiid. Fii lauhim mahfuuzh. The story: The followers of Yeshua 'Alaihi salaam were burned alive. Here's The dialogue: The burner: "We're here to burn people who do not want to obey the ruler (Roman empire) and do not want to hate the killers of Yeshua." The Nazorean: "You just want to burn us because we refused to change Injil and make halaal things into haraam which aren't inside Allah's holy book. The Nazorean say while laughing: "Now we're going to meet Allah the Exalted in Power, Worthy of all Praise!-." And the Ashahabul Kahfi might be 7 person with a dog, and these person might live around 120 AD or before that. These person story are not known by Christian. However, the tradition of Christian to make a Church above the priests grave was based on the people of the 309 years after that who made the Ashhabul Kahfi's (People of Cave) grave under their Church. Source: QS.021. Thus did We make their case known to the people, that they might know that the promise of Allah is true, and that there can be no doubt about the Hour of Judgment. Behold, they dispute among themselves as to their affair. (Some) said, "Construct a building over them": Their Lord knows best about them: those who prevailed over their affair said, "Let us surely build a PLACE OF WORSHIP over them." And actually the people around Samarea and others are people of the kind. For instance: The worship to Peter's (shahaba of Yeshua) chair, this kind of worship have proven from the Catholic priest's words. Source: a book which got references from Catholics scholars themselves. But, I have come acrossed a Nazorean site which got the story of Ashhabul Kahfi (QS.18) mentioned in one short verse. But no Nazorean site at now, unless contaminated with SYIRIK. And they have the scriptures which the Presbytherian and another Agnostics don't have. And Nazorean is not the Ante Nicene Fathers, the Ante Nicene Fathers has scripture which is about Peter vs Simon Magus. Was samaa'i dzaatil buruuj ( 001. By the sky, (displaying) the Zodiacal Signs; Wal ya'umil ma'uud. 002. By the promised Day (of Judgment); "Allahu Ta'ala will bring forgiveness as large as the entire universe to someone who bring the sins as large as that, and if someone would bring sins larger than the entire universe, then Allahu 'Azza wa Jalla, by His 'Izzat (Might) will bring the forgiveness larger then the entire universe. Why would Allah need to sacrifice His?. Then goes to this verse: ?? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???? ????? ???? ?????? ?????? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?????? (QS.5:75) Christ the son of Mary was no more than a messenger; many were the messengers that passed away before him. His mother was a woman of truth. They had both to EAT their (daily) food. See how Allah doth make His signs clear to them; yet see in what ways they are deluded away from the truth! ?? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ????????(QS.43:81) Say: "If (Allah) Most Gracious had a son, I would be the first to worship." The earth and sky aren't as the result of marriage between Allah and a woman as some spiritual said. This is the evidence: ???? ???????? ?????? ??? ????? ????? ???? ?????? ???(QS.19:90) At it the skies are ready to burst, the earth to split asunder, and the mountains to fall down in utter ruin, ?? ???? ???????? ?? ???? ?? ???? ????? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ???? ??? ???? ????? ?? ?????? ??????? ??? ????????(QS.3:45) Behold! the angels said:

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lilzaaku
12/19/2008

Islam 5

AllahU Akbar ,Islam shall be the
the most highest population all over the world ,ameen.

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tarekkoto
12/18/2008

Islam 5

Best way to have Peace

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Jaf89
12/18/2008

Islam 5

Islam is always great.

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Shaheen
12/17/2008

Islam 5

Islam is the true religion of Almighty God!

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abdulmumine
12/17/2008

Islam 5

islam is love for others what you love for yourself peace

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NoorAhmed
12/17/2008

Islam 5

Islam is an answer to all puzzling questions of humanity, Islam bind hearts of people with love of their creator, and teaches all that is noble and pure.

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shaheerpak
12/17/2008

Islam 5

Best religion answer all my questions

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muslimah
12/17/2008

Islam 5

If people would truly look into islam, then they would know that what the media says is only lies and not the real islam. thanks!

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pcozzy
12/17/2008

Islam 5

Islam continuation of Judaism and Christianity. The scriptures prior to Islam were never written until real late after the prophet; try 1500A.D. for Christianity. The corrections to a lot of deviations of the truth are revealed in Quran. Yes, Islam is derived from the Arabic word for "Peace." At the same time a person practicing Islam (Muslim) has the right to stand up to oppression, and aggression (yes, I will defend my home; it is my right). A lot of the internet and media is plagued by untruthfulness. Every human has the right to seek the truth, learn from: ex. Dr. Zakir Naik, comparative religion scholar and the likes. After all Baseball coach, probably may not give you what u need to know in like Basketball or Golf. Learn from a specialist in that field. I can promise if you only knew Islam you would not pause a second, unfortunately many muslims are negligent and will be held accountable for their deeds. The Quran has been proven completely accurate!

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ProgrammerRing o
12/17/2008

Islam 3

Allah and Islam isn't the problem. Blind faith in a deity that you think wants you to kill people is the problem. Lumping ALL Muslims together with a few radical terrorists is like lumping ALL Christians together with the likes of Fred Phelps or abortion clinic bombers. Let's stop the generalizations. Most Muslims are good people that are non-violent - just like most Christians are good people that are non-violent.

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Mitch70
11/29/2008

Islam 1

Don't let the Machine gun in my hand fool you, I am a man of peace.

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loooshy
08/30/2008

Islam 5

the main rule of this faith is.to believe in god and all his messengers and books  including jesus and the bible

and those terrorists are a false figure of islam...islam denies all their acts but unfortunately the media use their stupid act as a reference to islam

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Roarofthunder
08/21/2008

Islam 3

Making any generalizations is ignorant. Their discrimination against women, homosexuals, and "infidels" in general is unacceptable, though. Cheers

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Randy3528
08/07/2008

Islam 1

HATE THE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

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Mariam93
07/23/2008

Islam 5

its a gr8 religion thats being missinterpreted... people are judging it cuz of terrorrists who arent even considered muslims because of their acts that go against the basis of the religion.. its complicated...

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AllAboutAllah
07/18/2008

Islam 5

ALL WHO DISAGREE WILL DIE BY THE SWORD OF ALLAH!

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badgersmount
07/17/2008

Islam 1

A nasty personality cult, if ever there was one.

I have seen the islamic influence spread in Britain and it is a very sour sight.

It should be pushed back to the sand where it, and it's women hating views, belong. 

P,S I had to vote 1 star, but in my mind I would give it -100 

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Melanie!!
07/15/2008

Islam 1

Is anyone going to ask about Christians or are you simply trying to ignore us all.??????

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ABDULLOH
07/10/2008

Islam 5

Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!!!

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ms-167855084
07/08/2008

Islam 1

Terrorism.

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Astromike
07/05/2008

Islam 1

Now a days I hate it.  Not enough traditional muslims speak out against RADICAL muslims.  I don't like them for that!

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Islam 1

An Anti Christ Religion.

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laydeezee92
07/04/2008

Islam 3

Hmmmm...This us the religion I left two years ago. It was OK, but I found it a bit strict, and I was a rubbish Muslim anyhow :P

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Islam 1

wrong yet again!

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halroy
06/20/2008

Islam 1

ties with terrorists

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mattyk
06/20/2008

Islam 1

A hateful religion by every means

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Nathan550
06/19/2008

Islam 1

in the scrolls it mentions everything from genocide to the prophet marrying a nine year old girl! a nine year old,and they are cool with this!

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alagha
06/19/2008

Islam 5

It is the right religion to believe in. Allah almighty has sent us a prophet and a holy book (The Quran) that taught us every single good thing and warned us from the bad things. HE has told us about the old nations and prophets and we believe in all of the previous prophets.

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Oo Michelle oO
06/18/2008

Islam 3

No problem with this religion either - at least the way it's supposed to be practiced. But the practices of jihad and subjugating women need to be stopped.

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Islam 1

another religion ruining the world!

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CanadaSucks
06/18/2008

Islam 2

A few years have changed part of my view of this concept.  It is the least hypocritical practitioners of the 3 monotheistic religions as a whole because I find the practitioners of Islam far more honest in their interpretations and practices concerning scripture.  Probably the least understood religion in our culture for obvious reasons. Jews and Christians tend to forget (or maybey they simply were never told) that the God of Islam is the same god of Judiasm and Christianity. Islam translated means 'peace'. . .radicals who blow stuff up are not practicing Islam. People of the Islamic faith have been the best students and scholars I have ever met.  Having said that, on the whole this way of life is anti-science, anti-humanist, sexually repressed, overtly sexist at best and mysoginist at worst, and is in need of some kind of Martin Luther figure for a major reformation.

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scarletfeather
06/18/2008

Islam 3

Don't know much about it, but then my philosophy regarding organized religions is simple: stay away from them.

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gerty09
06/18/2008

Islam 5

I believe in all the God sent religions

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tree43
06/18/2008

Islam 5

Lets give up the hate!

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guru67
06/18/2008

Islam 5

Hey People! ,Love the humans.

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fuse21
06/18/2008

Islam 5

apreciation

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tryingtobe
06/18/2008

Islam 5

it talks about all the prophets:
Jesus,Moses,Abraham...
All are sent by the same and only God.

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teaist
06/18/2008

Islam 5

everyone is brother and sister

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