You hand the waiter a dirty diaper.

o.O" WTH? why would some one do this???? this is totally gross that why you have changing rooms in the bath rooms!!! totally gross -shuders-

First, I'd be very surprised to learn that this behavior is an epidemic and second most people have the good sense and discretion to not take a screaming kid to Chez Andre. Actually discretion aside, they generally can't afford foie gras au torchon and disposable diapers.

Nobody does this. And as far as taking unruly kids to McDonald and what not... If the little brat runs by and snags my cheese burger... they now have a real problem.

You might end up wearing it as a hat,if the server is already sick of their job.Then again,you might just be quietly slipped some of its contents under your meatloaf.

Big issue with me. I can't stand people who bring infants to good restaurants. Hire a baby sitter or stay home until the kid can behave in public or you don't have to change diapers. I really get pissed off going to an excellent restaurant, savoring an expensive and exquisite meal, and have some inconsiderate twits bring their squalling brats. I like kids. I have some of my own. But I didn't take them to good restaurants until they could be trusted in public. Until that time, it was places like IHOP. If I was your waiter, and you did this to me, you better not be ordering the chocolate mousse for dessert....

If I was the manager and you did this, I'd kick you out of the place immediately. But I feel the need to comment on some of the previous reviews about children in restaurants. I agree, you shouldn't take kids to nice restaurants until they're old enough to behave. Depending on the kid, that could be anywhere between the age of 4 and 18. What I disagree with is the comment that you shouldn't take babies and small children to any restaurant, ever. I avoid taking my five month old daughter to restaurants when I can, but if we're traveling to see family (which we do way too much of in my opinion) and it's lunch or dinner time, I'm not going to skip a meal because my kid might cry and upset you while you're eating your Big Mac or finishing off your fourth plate at Golden Corral.

What git said. I would only add...ANY restaurant. If you have something that's gonna' crap on itself, including a human baby, leave it at home when you go out. Update: Someone disagreed. Who here has the dirty diaper???

I would hope someone did not have the nerve to do such a thing.  I did have an ex sister in law.change her baby son's "poo-poo" diaper right on the table in the restaurant in front of other customers. I was moritfied and was stuck sitting at the same table. the other customers looked disgusted. thank goodness we were a minute from leaving. some people have no thoughts for others.{ i am glad to say ex- sister in law}

Wow. I guess some of these old people who have to wear Depends! don't want to interrupt their meal to go to the bathroom. Ugh yuk.

A VERY UNCOUTH ACT to change diapers on a dining table in front of diners. YES! do not think that people forgive, because a child/baby's diapers is being changed. With your baby/child disappear to the car or back of restaurant and out of sight to change. Similarly, if children do not know how to behave in a restaurant, do not bring them there. You will not enjoy. The others will get annoyed. You will leave the restaurant with and earned reputation as a parent with not upbringing qualities.

"Forty percent of people your age suffer from incontinece, it's nothing to be ashamed of."

If I were king, a sniper would take out the offender quickly and silently as to bother the other patrons as little as possible. You don't belong in the gene pool.

Something similar:  Don't change the baby at the table.  Talk about wrong place, wrong time.  Unfortunately, I've had a friend who did this a long time ago.  Excruciatingly unpleasant experience.