I Touch Myself- Divinyls

Riiiiight... UPDATE: Every list needs a tail end. Thank you, Austin Powers!

Only if you want flashbacks of Austin Powers in your head all night.

Sorry, after Austin Power with the Union Jack underwear.....

That's definitely a stripper song, in a creepy kind of way.

Humorous. . .but I can't put this high on the list. . .

Probably the rock era equivalent of the old burlesque theme that is used in all of the cliche strip tease parodies.  I can't see someone dancing to this song without the image of Mike Meyers as Austin Powers coming to mind.

Let's not even go there.