numbah should run for president in 2016

Campaign ad: the candidate rappels down the side of a building while singing the Marine Corps Hymn.

Campaign slogan: This is my Mark 105 Hotpoint. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Campaign promise: If peace breaks out in the Middle East, I will be point man for the invasion of Iran and kill the first arab.
[When informed Iranians are not arabs, he replied, "Arab, camel jockey, they're all the same

At his first Cabinet meeting, President Numbah went around the room quizzing appointees on the 11 General Orders. When Chief of Staff Vince McMahon answered incorrectly, the President publicly demoted him to White House janitor and appointed his wife, Linda, to take his place. That's when a melee broke out. Triple H, newly appointed Secretary of Pillage and Rape (formerly Defense) and General R. Lee Ermey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, were pitted against Secretary of State Schwarzenegger and Labor Secretary Trump using folding metal chairs. Secret Service agent The Great Khali had to employ a Punjabi Plunge to break it up. As the bleeding, defeated heels were leaving, Schwarzenegger yelled, "I'll be back."

Only if he makes me Secretary of State.

Ok, but if you get elected, don't stay on vacation if New Orleans gets hit by Katrina II, and don't sit there picking brackets and playing Golf if a country on friendly terms gets hit by a natural disaster that causes a nuclear incident.

Also, don't send a bunch of missiles and essentially declare war on a nation without first seeking congressional approval (as per the law).

I don't like or dislke Numb. Maybe he is a little irritating to us Christian readers but he wrote something one of my teen daughters used for her Christian youth group presentation.. I have to ask her to make sure but I think it was about people getting to know people instead of going to church trying to act a certain way. She was quite taken by that remark.

This man for President of the US? Anything is possible these days but he may need to start small like a first being a Community Organizer.

It could work...

... for which party?

Maybe, he would be for the people but do we really want a law mandating satellite TV use?

No opinion, but if this is his plan he better get started on the preliminaries to a campaign now. I suggest a Congressional seat this year, maybe a run at Governor in 2012 if he's serious.

There aren't too many presidents who have been elected without holding a major office.