Chelsea Piers

The pool is so large like the penis I sucked in their Olympic size pool...chelsea piers is nuts.

It is an interesting place, but really snooty. All these self-important a**holes with $$$ mill about, trying to impress you with the fact that they're members. Like, who cares? A former girlfriend of mine worked there and I visited as a guest, when they allowed guests, and I thought the place was well conceived, well put together, but hardly worth the exorbitant membership fees. Then, about 5 years ago, there was a waiting list for membership. Now, they're advertising on local cable TV because their membership numbers are way down. Shows you that yuppie health clubs take it on the jaw when Chip and Buffy lose their meaningless, inconsequential yet overpaid jobs and end up living at home, sleeping on the couch in their parents' rumpus room.

I like this place. It's really laid back and relaxing.

Good place to watch the sunset. Or go horseback riding. Or play soccer. Or go to the driving range. Or shoot hoops. Or eat. And on and on.

Chelsea Peers is a mega sports complex and the heart of a metropolis with a - activities range from golf, basketball, and football to roller hockey.