bluetarbaby
member since 07/25/2004
I'm a 26 year old guy from United States
About me:  I like Christians and retards. They're funny.
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1221 days ago

Saw him on Daily Show the other night. Stewart ate him alive, and I don't think O'Reilly even noticed. He said something about Stewar making fun of hurricanes while the entire viewing audience is well aware that he makes fun of the idiots handling crises not the crises themselves. O'Reilly said something like, "you add insult to injury", and Stewart said, "you just add injury". One could see the realization in O'Reilly's eyes that he was out of his league. Guys like O'Reilly always try to discredit the Daily Show as a silly show, but in reality, it's far more informative than their shows could ever dream to be. People watch it just to see "how dumb was the Right today?" And guys on the right try to discredit that by saying things like, "that show made fun of the hurricane" in order to elevate themselves among their sheep followers. It's what they wish to be true. In reality, Stewart or his show NEVER made light of the hurricane, but the handling of the disaster. Guys like O'Reilly are indeed obnoxious and terribly patronizing to boot. Most on the Right are like him - One favors abortion, then one must advocate murdering kids. One makes fun of the handling of a disaster, then one must be grateful for the disaster. One thinks pot should be legalized, then one must think school kids should be like Cheech and Chong. One is against the war, then one must hate the troops. etc etc etc One dislikes christian conservatives and their oblivion, then one must worship the devil etc etc etc. Yes, O'Reilly is obnoxious.
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1221 days ago

I used to hate this guy as much as anybody else when he was on USA Up All Night, but as I learned more about him, I thought he was a riot. If you've ever seen him on Stern or a roast, he's hilarious. His humor is actually pretty clever.
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1221 days ago

You know, it's odd. In the late 90's I loved and later tired of his show. The odd part is, I've taken to it once again at present. My God, it's hilarious now! They have that bell to cue fights. And the audience chants things like "Steve is gay, Steve is gay", or, "you are a skank, you are a skank". It's GREAT! When I get stoned and watch Springer, nothing is funnier. The audience comment part is the funniest these days. The other day, there was an abnormally shy guest on there who didn't say much, was getting cheated on, and never did anything to piss off the crowd.- All of a sudden during audience comment time, this fat black lady stood up like "you just a old ugly ass tramp"! and went into a truely uncalled for rant. It was hilarious! I'll hate it again soon, but at the moment it cracks me up. I've been thinking about getting tickets, getting twisted, and seeing the show live!
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1221 days ago

Americans ASSume everybody should speak their language. It's the youngest, and easiest to learn language. So, why Americans think it is so brilliant is beyond me. English is the special ed of laNGUAGES........why do we think it's so great? I'm learning Italian at the moment for the hell of it.
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1221 days ago

Damn right they are. And they had my sister and I reading complex material before age 10. What a coincidence! However, that's not why I'm a Liberal. I'm a Liberal, because they were right, and taught me well. As I've said before, most parents who teach their children the MAJOR importance of being well read, and preach an open mind are going to raise Liberal children. But them simply being what they are is a dumb reason to be ANYTHING. We do have conservatives in our family though - not many, but we do have them. These are the people who hung my Mom's cat for fun when she was 10! and laughed over her weeping 2 hrs before they had to go to church way back in 1960. These conservatives in my family are the ones who stuck a hot iron to my 3 yr old ass in 1982, and claimed to the high heavens it was an accident. These conservatives in my family are the ones who spread the rumor around Old Fort, NC that my Mom, sister, and I were devil worshippers because we enjoyed AC/DC. These conservatives in my family are the ones who wish Carolina wouldn't have so many black players. I COULD GO ON! In other words, me being well read, and the conservatives in my family are the reason I'm a LiberaL! YOU GOTTA BETTER REASON!? Update: Little TOO open last night. I have to stop wearing my heart on my sleeve. UPDATE: HEY, great political minds, check out my new Big Brother weblist. Especially if you loooove Cappy. UPDATE: Good point, Mr Political........................Winnie was one of our favorites growing up. On another note, your second point is understood, but I must point out that I know many who consider their parents' povS on politics idiotic. My parents happen to be correct........sue me. ROCK ON , WINNIE!
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1221 days ago

A lot of people despise him because of the smart ass look he wears on that mugg, and because his easy attitude makes it look like he isn't trying. But trust me, he is AWESOME. As much as people disregard my opinions on this site, please trust that I know baseball. I was the mvp of my all star team at 11 on the 12! year old allstars - long story. Just trust me, I know baseball. The reason you don't see him in the highlights as much as Hunter, Edmonds, etc, is because .............HE NEVER HAS TO DIVE! He's always right where he needs to be. That, or he gets a jump on the ball almost before the batter swings. If he were out of position, he'd have more highlights in center than MJ in the lane. And hell, don't take my word for it, just listen to Mays. Most people say Willie is the best. Well, in Willie's words, I've NEVER seen somebody dominate in the outfiled like the kid for the Braves, Jones. Andruw is the main reason , aside from the pitchers themselves, for the low era by most Brave pitchers. In the words of Maddux, Andruw saves me 2 runs a game. Again, you don't see as many highlights as you do from other outfielders out of Andruw, BECAUSE HE RARELY DIVES or JUMPS..................he's camped under that thing like a boy scout is under the moon. And hey, if Mays says he's the greatest..................that's proof enough for me. Who knows center better than Mays? UPDATE: I'm not "attacking"......."anybody", but """don't trust his arm""""?! Dude, Jones is among the leaders in outfield assist every year! His arm is possibly the best in baseball. I've senn him gun out far too many runners to count on those perfect one hoppers he throws. Some say he has the BEST arm. "Don't trust it?" On arms I have to go with Guerrero or Francouer, but in any case, Jones has a cannon. Everybody knows that. He's got a laser. No bias...........I've probably literally seen him throw out 90% of the NL at the plate,. I watch Atlanta all year every year, and believe me, whethger I liked ATL or not, Jones has a 12 gauge attached to his shoulder. I feel silly even pointing this out.........it's a pretty well known fact that if you hit a laser to center, the runner usually remains at third against ATL. Again, I'm not being bias, everybody knows this who watches highlight shows or ATL games.
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1222 days ago

I see what you're getting at. But I don't think he's controlling everything through conspiracies. Conspiracies are secret. I think it's no secret that conservatives and the right in general are controlling everything by way of talk of terror freedom safety jesus etc. But I just partake in funny name calling, I know he couldn't be THAT stupid. It's many of his supporters who are idiots. And believe you me, he knows that more than anybody. No offense, Numbah, if you like him. I like you, but I'm just speaking my mind. No, I don't know of any conspiracies. But I know of MUCH blind trust. However, I'm sure there must be SOME conspiracies in some form floating about, knowing these shady characters. OH, I know of one. I recently saw on Discovery Times, that while all the talk in the UN, and lobbying for war was going on (while we were waiting to hear for sure if it was going down or not) they were already fighting in Iraq. Launching missiles. Special forces killing missions. All that. This was going on for like 9 months before the war officially started. That is a fact. Only England and us knew. All the other countries and militaries were confused and later angry about the activity behind their backs. They saw all the jets and stuff, were suspicious, but had no clue at first. I guess they figured, why are we debating this when the war has already started? UPDATE: Idiot when it comes to our interest? - yes. When it comes to his agenda? - no. Actually, I guess that would be more indifferent than idiot. He's a genius when it comes to what he wants though. UPDATE: What up Mother luckers?? The phase has hit me again! I'm BACK!
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1222 days ago

If you know this song well, I truely apologize for putting it in your head for the next 204 days. If you know you know it, but can't quite place it, don't even try it - you'll never get rid of it. I think #8? When I first ste-...............No, I won't even do that to you. UPDATE: Actually, I have no clue if I got the title or album right. This album was lost or stolen from me years ago, and I never RE-got it. Is that a word? Anyway, I know what song I'm talking about, I just don't remeber the title. When I first stepped on the scene.......n*^&%s was petrified. God, I can't believe I didn't think of this song earlier. I THINK it's #8 on Tical. The first one. UPDATE: Wait, I think I did get the title wrong. I think the song I'm talking about is one of the first few songs on the first Wu-Tang album. I still can't think of the title though. Update: No no, I got it right the first time. It is 'Release yo Delf'.
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1222 days ago

UPDATE: No, Carolina32, it's not just you. But he not only looks like a rat....he is a rat. Literally. Seriously, he lives in the sewer, and feeds at night. Only cheese though......which is why he always looks constipated and tries to schedule Wisconsin every year. UPDATE: 'MUSICPROF', nobody is saying K can't coach. That would be dumb. However, you're terribly wrong by saying that all of NC becomes Dook fans when they are in the title ame, or whatever you said. Maybe immigrants from other states, but for the most part, THE OPPOSITE of what you said is true. That year in '95 I think it was, when ya'll sucked, everybody hated you even more, even though K wasn't around most of the time. I know where Nebo is, EXACTLY where it is, and Id be ashamed of myself for liking a team that is not of the people.......that is, if you're a native. Yeah, I know Nebo, you probably hang out at that packed Wal Mart on 70? NEBO? - I know EXACTLY why you like Dook. Know what I'm saying? You don't like that area there around McDonalds, Moores, Burger King and Ingles, do ya? Yeah, I know EXACTLY why you like Dook. THAT is usually the only reason a native will like Dook. I can't speak for every fan in the ACC, but Carolina fans will hate Dook forever........whether they're 0-30, or 30-0. I'd be ashamed, supporting them yankees. 'MUSIC PROF', yeah, I know that area. YOU ARE ONE OF FEW! I've seen mad Carolina support in that area................my whole life. Sheeeeeeit, didn't Phil Ford (all time Carolina scorer) do the grand opening of that big fancy Lowes ya'll are so proud of? Everything in that same little space - Lowes, Wal Mart, Carnival with 8 foot ferris wheel, clothes, and food. That sheeeit cracks me up. You're in Tarheel country, buddy! HA! But if you're from where you say you're from.................you already knew that, huh? Any small town in NC (OR BIG TOWN) is ALL CAROLINA, baby. Go Heels, WHAT! But you knew that, huh? NC State beats Dook in that area of the state, no?
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1222 days ago

I was checking out 'scouthoops.com' today, and I became curious about something.......why the hell does Ohio State think they have the best recruiting class of all time coming in 2006 when they don't even have the #1 class in 2006? We do. In fact, with all the jokes and laughing about our upcoming team in '05-'06, I'm laughing for a different reason........by GOLLY, Carolina is about to win it again in '06-'07. For that class, we already have all six scholarships filled. So, that team will have sophomores Green, Hansbrough, Frasor, Ginyard, Copeland. Senior, Reyshawn Terry. Junior, Thomas. If that's not impressived enough, the 7 I just mentioned will be joined by #1 ranked pg, Tywon Lawson, #1 ranked PF Brandon Wright, #1 SG Wayne Ellington, and other top ranked freshmen Alex Stepheson, William Graves (local boy), and Deon Thompson. Once again, the problem in Chapel Hill will not be winning, but deciding who should play. They'll probably have to go back to the blue and white team days of Coach Smith - ......5 take a breather, 5 come in. Everybody said point guard would be an issue for us. The only prob I see is which one to play. Thomas should be excellent by the time Lawson arrives, but Lawson is the best point guard in America. He just got 51 points last night. Ahhh, the problems of a Tarheel fan. And many writers think Ellington is amazing and wouldn't be going to college at all if not for the age limit. So, what if Terry has turned into a top scorer/athlete like many think he will by the time Ellington arrives? In any case, shut up Ohio State, the #1 class in '06 is not something you possess. Look at 'scouthoops.com' and see for yourself. So, go cheat on a test or worry about Northwestern or something. We'll take care of basketball recruiting, thank you.
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