StarkTruth
member since 12/22/2008
I'm from the Pacific Northwest, United States
About me: Thought I'd mosey in for some libation, catch up with old friends and check the place out. There's quite a few new faces and most look friendly enough. Seem to be a lot of folks dropping dimes - zipping past on their way to somewhere else. And judging from the bandages, it looks like there's been a brawl or two in here recently. Yep... haven't been by these parts in some time, and it looks like not much except the scenery has changed. Word of advice to the new neighbors... Watch where you step, they don't enforce leash laws in these parts.
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27 days ago

... and as part of that rehabilitation program, we could duplicate what's currently being done with some detainees who have been released. I'm talking art therapy of course... they're teaching them to express themselves with finger paint. Although a recent graduate of this marvelous therapy did return to his old habits... but we shouldn't condemn the entire program for one minor error... (he probably ran out of paint and couldn't handle the stress of it) Art therapy... what a wonderous idea! And the number of well adjusted artists that I can count on one hand are... uh... um...
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27 days ago

short message to ?lovers... if you wish to improve your life for the better, I strongly suggest that you either stay in school or return as fast as you can and don't quit until you can pass a literacy test. No one, but YOU, can or will improve your life... not even obama the great!

28 days ago

What God said to Eve shortly after discovering that she had consumed forbidden fruit.
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28 days ago

Prated - what you mumble under your breath when your friend asks if you bought the music or downloaded it from an illegal site.
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28 days ago

What you shout from the village rooftop when your Aunt Avo finally gets married.
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28 days ago

What you say when spittle accompanies your attempt at responding as to whether or not the dentist used a local anaesthetic.
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28 days ago

What happens when you get obscene calls from a total stranger... "Martha, girl... you've been phonated!"
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28 days ago

Disparaged - how a shaken tourist describes their experience when the controls on the whirpool bath short-circuited and kicked it into the spin cycle.
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28 days ago

I am Vaunted - yells the caped stranger, ducking behind the castle gate to avoid the cops.
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28 days ago

Gabbled... said the turkey, in hopes of confusing the cross-eyed man toting a hatchet.
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