UPDATE: You left out the most important verse, as usual:
The sum of the matter, when all has been considered: Fear God and keep His commandments, for that is man's whole duty. For God will judge every deed—even everything hidden—whether good or evil.
Kohelet 12:13–14
So, instead of your worthless Epicurean fantasies, you should do what is important.
Why on earth do we need such distractions in the first place? Exactly what good do they do for us? Did not the Spartans love games, for it trained their young little fudgepackers to better appreciate war, the ultimate sport? Exactly how can you compare a Mozart concerto with some big lug lumbering through the mud with an inflated dead pig? Yet what is our focus in our public schools? Do you really think we spend as money on things such as art and music as we do on "sports"??? I fail to see the logic of paying people millions of dollars to play some stupid game...