PoorOldEdgarDerby
member since 11/29/2000
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2914 days ago

Good old Barbasol. I'm giving Barbasol a 4 as an average rating of the two ways in which I see and would use Barbasol. My first rating, which would be for the actual shaving purpose, would be a 3. It goes on, it makes your face slippery, it does the basic shaving cream job and for that it deserves a 3. I've never had the lack of compression problem that Magellan had. The second rating I give it is a 5 but that is based upon its Halloween uses. Barbasol was always the shaving cream of choice for Halloween night. Cheap, so you could afford it on a kids budget and because it is still one of the few shaving creams that still comes out as a cream and not a gel, it is still perfect for long distance spraying. Of course you first have to hold a pin in the center of the nozzle and melt the plastic down so that the opening reflects the diameter of the pin if you want to get that long stream to repel attackers. Children of the world I give you Barbasol!

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2924 days ago

This was certainly a "Good" film as the rating denotes but not one of their best. I was definitely disappointed by having high expectations. I felt as though, like so many actors or films makers that have a couple of hits, that they tried (and tried too hard) to pull together all the good elements that they produced in past films and repackage them into this one. There were way to many similiarity of music, dialogue, camera use etc. and ufortunately it didn't come across well in my mind because it felt like they were ripping off themselves. For instance the scene near the end of the movie after Owen Wilson has crashed his Austin Healey into the Tenenbaums house. All the fire trucks are there and the camera is going from group to group recording disjointed thoughts and individual moments within that scene as it pans through the crowd. This is EXACTLY the same tactic as they used in Rushmore just before the play begins and they go from audience member to audience member and listen in on what their saying "This kids gonna burn this place down", "I gotta use the phone"," Apparently the plans were never formally submitted to the city" etc. Great, original use but just felt strained in this case. Still liked the film, thought Hackman was very good, Glover was good, Houston is creepy (still) and Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller, and the guy who played Mr. little jeans in Rushmore were all good.

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2924 days ago

I'm giving Verizon a 2 spot and I gotta say I think I'm being extremely generous in doing so. Sit back and relax because this is going to be a long one....So I go to the Verizon webpage and punch in my zip code, yes they offer it in my area, yes I sign up and the ball is rolling. They send me a confirmation shortly after telling me that they've received my order and that my service will be up and running in 3 weeks (they gave me a specific date I think it was November 12th), and that my equipment would be arriving shortly. My modem arrives three days later along with my free Ethernet card, DSL filters for phone jacks that aren't going to have DSL connected to them, etc. All of this arrives and it's all free, which is great, as long as you sign up for a year of service. They also offer the first month free and I've found out why, because if they didn't they would probably have a 80% cancellation rate. My service start date arrives and I have no service, I try and be generous and give them another day and another still nothing. So I call. Now I'm on hold and I'm on hold I kidd you not for 2 hours straight listening to elevator music and watching a Napoleon documentary in the background. My girlfriend is pissed off and is telling me to hang up which I refuse to do because I figure I'll just have to wait this long again next time. So some guy finally answer (to their credit he was very nice) but tells me there's a problem with my line which they would have picked up on earlier in the past but because of the deregulation and line sharing or some jazz they don't find out now until the actual installation. So he says I have to call back tomorrow to another call center and they will re-start the whole process. So the next day I do that and they tell me three more weeks. Three weeks pass and it's up and running but the service is hit or miss. One moment it's screaming and the next minute it's pausing and nothing is being transmitted, it's dead still. So after several weeks of frustration I call again, transfer, transfer, transfer, and then they take me to the webpages where I can test my transfer rate. Of course it comes through high. Which I don't doubt, if I'm hooked up to anything streaming it seems to lock in and transfer as super speeds but in between, when it's not locked in to something it crawls. So then I move living locations and it all starts over again, they tell me I have to wait 20 business days to have them transfer service to my new place, despite the fact that it's the same phone number and I live in a small city where there aren't a huge number of DSL customers. If it's not in place on the due date I'm done and transferring to cable. For $10 more I'd have better, more consisten service and especially considering that DSL providers are all beginning to raise their rates to $50 a month for basic residential service anyway. I have no doubt that DSL can and will be fantastic but they're just not up to speed as of late. AFTERTHOUGHT: I should also give an example of how clueless they were and slow to respond to E-mails. I sent them and E-mail the day I received my equipment asking if I could push up my start date, I didn't get a response for 5 weeks after my start date had already come and been delayed. I Also then received an E-mail about a week after that which said "we are sorry but your start date has been delayed (this is the second time) we are sorry for this incovenience. If you service has already begun just disregard this E-mail." Talk about sending out mass E-mails and hoping you hit someone it applies to. They didn't even know if they had set up my lines which at that time were up and running!!! Morons! Who runs a business like this? Makes you wonder about how they might "Guesstimate" your bills. "Oh yeah sure I got a gut feeling he was probably using our service on that date let's charge him for it." AFTER AFTER THOUGHT - it is now a full year after I first left this message and an update is in order. I have since downgraded Verizon from a 2 to a 1 and here's why. After all of the above troubles were said and done I still didn't receive my service and had to cancel and go with cable, which I should say, has been very reliable and very fast. I have not yet had to make even one phone call for a problem. I pay the bill they give me service, all day everyday. Isn't that how it should be? In any case the real reason for the downgrade is this: after cancelling they continued to charge me every god damn month for a service I no longer had. I had returned their equipment and everything. Month after month for 7 months they would charge me and I would call up and say "HELLO SCHMUCK BOY!! I'VE CANCELLED!!" and every month they would promiseto strike it from the bill and what not. It took all 7 months to finally clear it up. Unfreaking believeable.

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2924 days ago

Like peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and chocolate Pantene brings two wonderful things together as one. The shampoo and conditioner in one is one of the greatest inventions ever, a time saver, cost savings, an easy rinse and a unifying experience, (okay the last one's a bit of a stretch). I know other hair care companies make 2 in 1 products like this but Pantene makes and great one. Hear hear for Pantene!

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3055 days ago

I've started to read this book twice. The first time I got stuck twenty pages in and put it down. Many months later, I had a friend compare the book to Memoirs of a Geisha, which I loved, so I decided to give it a second chance. And I did read the whole book and I did like it. And while I wouldn't say its as captivating as Memoirs, it is very well done.

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3055 days ago

For years friends had been telling me to pick up Jan Karon's Mitford series. But the thought of reading a book based on the adventures of a beloved small town minister didn't inspire me to run to the bookstore. I finally broke down and bought the first book after I overheard a woman express my same reservations - but she went on to say she was totally captivated after she started reading the book. And I was too. There's a certain charm to this series that makes it a very good read.

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3055 days ago

This book is just begging to be a CBS movie of the week. If you're into that kind of thing, great...if not, I'd pass.

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3171 days ago

I'd been looking forward to Amy Tan's newest book, but I have to admit, I found it a little disappointing. It was by no means a bad book, but compared to her other work, I found it a little flat.

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3184 days ago

It's hard to beat Cheetos for a wallop of flavor. Light and crunchy with a zesty coating these little guys are a true snack food. Although I rarely buy them anymore when I do it's a great treat.

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3184 days ago

Not bad but not really a replacement for the original. I can see Wiggums arguement that that regular chips are too greasey, there is no question of that, but that's also what gives them their time tested flavor. These are like the diet sodas of potato chips, eat them long enough and you'll swear they're better than the original.

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