MagneticD
member since 05/24/2010
I'm a guy
About me: A Plato of puerile prose, a Homer of hulking horrors, a Euripedes of erotic enunciation, and apparently an Aeschylus of acute alliteration.
User Votes: 4256 Helpful / 5635 Funny / 2253 Agree / 1182 Disagree
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45 days ago

Sometimes at work I spout useless information mixed with my "opinions". I work with a guy that googles everything I say word for word, and I think twice now he's found a "MagneticD" review and thought I was ripping the guy off.

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45 days ago

Anybody without a backbone or at least a plan 'B' jumped out the window in '29, so there wasn't a lot of room for complainers, whiners and ne'erdowells, amiright?

No idea what I'm talking about.

46 days ago

When I was six years old we had a fluffy white dog with extreme mental issues. ( I wish I'd known to name him AryanDan!)

One day this mutt had a seizure and we rushed him to the vet. It subsided on the way there, but the vet decided to run some tests. The first thing he did was don a latex glove and go knuckle deep in my dog's keester.

"That'll teach you to get sick!" I said.






BONUS: The dog never had that particular problem again, it was a fluke. He lived happily and retardedly ever after. The only problem he had after that day was the "terrified of his own shadow" thing that comes with a trip to that vet.

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46 days ago

Don't run up and try to shake hands in MY HOOD, bro.

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61 days ago

Anne Hathaway ended up being Catwoman for EVERYBODY. Damn it. It turns out she was making Dark Knight Rises and not a private tape just for me.

I never get good stuff.

82 days ago

Was he really that great of a villain or was he just a really, really dedicated prankster?

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82 days ago

They say a comedian is someone who says what you're thinking in a more clever way.

By that definition, Jason Voorhees is a comedian because if I was in the woods with those kids I doubt I'd be as creative with the punchlines as Jason is.

I'd probably just overuse the one about the deer rifle.

Fuck Kevin Bacon.

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82 days ago

He basically has all the powers of a high society snob and an English professor combined, but he also has a knack for manipulation, treachery and straight up stabbiness.

A solid 4 out of 5. Lecter was one scary SOB.

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82 days ago

For my money, Vader was a pretty good villain. He had a signature look, a signature weapon and a distinctive booming voice. He had a few horrible flaws, but he had some most impressive powers as well.

How evil was he? His less evil cronies blew up a planet and he chopped off his own son's hand. He killed his master, he choked people for having a different opinion on religion and he makes kids cry to this day.

I'd say Vader is among the top film villains of all time right up there with Nicholas Cage and Scarface.

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82 days ago

Seems to me, you lived your life like a candle in the...

Wind! Water! Earth! Fire!...

HARK, the herald! Angels sing, Gloryyy to the new born...

King of Rock, there is none higher/sucker MCs should call me sire/to burn my kingdom you must use...

FIRE! HEART! THE POWER IS YOURS!

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