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There once was an odd sort of llama
Who spoke against baseball as drama
His blood would sure boil
When he spoke of peak oil
But he never included Obama

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JohnnyDevil, I respectfully disagree. Nicholson is a master actor. He can do drama, comedy, action, romance. What more do you want? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best films of the 20th century in my opinion and his performance in it is stunning. Other notable performances of Jack's: Chinatown, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Batman, and As Good As It Gets. There are many more.

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First base coach, Gil, liked to give his men
A rewarding pat on the bum.
But, when he patted, Bob,
Who missed his Anger Management Meeting, last night,
Bob burned down Coach Gil's home.

And now, the Haiku version:

Coach Gil pats Bob's ass,
Bob steals second like demon.
Charred futon. Dark rain.

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Anything with Jackie Chan or Owen Wilson is gonna be at least be entertaining, the movie itself i found to be, well, hilarious. It took a few microseconds to get used to Jackie Chan in an Old West setting, but Owen Wilson and Jackie are like root beer and ice cream, they surprisingly go well together. The plot wasn't the most interesting or original, but a stunning action/comedy hybrid. It's one of those movies I could watch a billion times and never get bored with, so far.

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You were fabulous Michael and I already completed one survey and gave all excellent. I'll keep an eye out for the next one too. --Posted as a service per authority of business, review written by customer.

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I called them and some call it luck
But here they are with a big truck
I'm here in the buff
Since they stole my stuff
And all I can say now is fuck

(crappy limerick, but hell)

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Best Price Moving finished a fantastic job on move day. They labeled all their packed items carefully and moved promptly. I thought something would definitely happen during the move but no, there was no ding! Not only this, moreover I didn’t find any scratch on my any belongings. They even brought a mat to protect our new wooden floor. The movers placed my furniture where I wanted to. So why should I not hire them if I need to move again. They were pretty fair on the invoice since beginning. So I could only depend on these guys.

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I just saw Fury, the WWII flick. The ending was spectacular but the film kind of dragged before that. The scene in the house with the two women took forever, much too long. It seems the director wasn't focused on what the film was all about. And the characters weren't believable for me. They all seemed detached from the war, but maybe that's what war does to people.

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I don't need my coffee all dressed up unless it's for dessert or something.

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Least nasty tasting & seems to do the trick.

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I can’t express my feelings how happy I am to have a reliable company like Colby Window Solutions. It was really hard to find a professional window services provider company in Phoenix, Arizona, but with my friend’ recommendations, I have found Colby Window Solutions and on behalf of my overall experience, I can say that they are the right choice for everyone.

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This energy drink works for me, it has my heart moving rashly and entirely my being

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If Hillary Clinton becomes the next American president she won't just be the first woman to hold that office: she'll be the first secretary of state to get there since James Buchanan in 1857. Unlike in Britain, where foreign secretaries and chancellors of the exchequer routinely go on to the top job, senior US cabinet positions are not seen as stepping stones to the White House. No secretary of the treasury has ever become president. Cabinet officers are meant to be functionaries: people whose job is to make sense of the world. Presidents are meant to be politicians: people whose job is to lead it. In this long, exhausting, faintly robotic but ultimately impressive book, Hillary makes her pitch to be both.

When she lost to Obama following their titanic struggle for the Democratic nomination in 2008, she had no intention of serving in his cabinet. She expected to go back to the Senate and plot her next move from there. So, she tells us, it came as a bolt from the blue when Obama offered her the chance to become the US "diplomat-in-chief". She demurred, still bruised by the hurtful things that had been said about her from his side during the campaign (most hurtful of all, the charge that her husband, who before Obama used jokingly to be called America's first black president, was a racist). Obama persisted. It didn't take long for Hillary to be tempted. She says she liked the idea of following in the footsteps of one of her political heroes, William Seward, another senator from New York who lost his party's presidential nomination and then faithfully served Lincoln, the man who had beaten him, helping to abolish slavery in the process. She also says she was tickled by parallels with the fictional world of The West Wing, where the president-elect offers his defeated rival the job of secretary of state and refuses to take no for an answer. It's nice to know that even the people at the top have spotted how often life now imitates TV.

However, this can't be the whole story. Hillary leaves out any mention of political calculation, saying only that "When your President asks you to serve, you should say yes." But political calculation is what the Clintons do for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Hillary says she consulted her husband, and it's impossible to think they didn't discuss what it would do to her chances of having another crack at the top job. It might not have looked like the most promising route back. But Hillary had been horribly scarred during the 2008 campaign by her 2002 vote as a senator to authorise the Iraq war. Obama hammered her on it, conveniently ignoring the fact that he wasn't in the senate back then, so didn't have to face that particular hard choice. The great thing about being secretary of state is that you don't have to vote on anything: almost all the work you do is behind the scenes. So it's a job that gives you the chance to craft your own narrative about the hard choices you faced and how you dealt with them, unhampered by the public record. That's what Clinton does here, telling us about the fights she won and the fights she lost, but always on her own terms. She comes across as consistently hawkish, pushing Obama to take stronger action in Afghanistan, Libya and Syria, though more cautious than some of the excitable young people around him when it came to the Arab Spring (his aides, she says, "were swept up in the drama and idealism"; not her). She is able to explain her thinking in detail, making clear that military action always has to be accompanied by a commitment to social and economic reconstruction – not hard power or soft power but "smart power". The underlying message is that if Obama didn't always listen, more fool him.

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For most of her tenure this political strategy worked brilliantly. As Obama's first term drew to an end, she was the most popular politician in the country, her poll ratings far higher than those of her boss, since she was untouched by the miserable struggle to get his domestic programme through Congress. Then came Benghazi. The attack on the US consulate on 11 September 2012, which claimed the lives of the US ambassador to Libya and three of his countrymen, is the stick that her opponents now use to beat her with. She has been accused of complicity in the disaster (the inadequate security at the consulate is said to rest at her door) and of trying to cover it up afterwards. Conspiracy theories about what really happened abound, though the likeliest explanation for any gaps in the official narrative is cock-up rather than conspiracy: in the heat of the moment different government agencies spun the evidence to cover their backs. But that doesn't stop the anti-Hillary conspiracy theorists from having a field day.

In the US, the Benghazi chapter of this book is the one that has been most eagerly awaited. It is fair to say that Clinton doesn't give much away. At the same time, she doesn't give an inch. She stands on her dignity, insists she acted at all times on the best information she had, profoundly regrets what happened, takes full responsibility but refuses to get drawn into the naked politicisation of a human tragedy. It's not so much a non-denial denial as a piece of non-political politics. Will it silence the critics? Of course not. They will see it as more evidence that she has something to hide. It gives a glimpse of what any future Hillary campaign for the presidency will be like: the Republicans will try to open up her past; she will try to shut it down.

For those reasons, this is a pretty buttoned-up book. But it is not unrevealing. Clinton gives some clear indications of her likes and dislikes. She doesn't seem to have much time for David Cameron, whom she appears to find too smooth (she much prefers William Hague); she is warily respectful of Angela Merkel; she was almost charmed by Nicolas Sarkozy; she thinks of Vladimir Putin as little more than a thug. Her silences often speak volumes. She says next to nothing about Samantha Power, the leading Obama foreign policy adviser who once called her a "monster"; she makes no mention at all of Anthony Weiner, the husband of her top aide, Huma Abedin, who humiliated them all with the tawdriest of sex scandals (he was the guy who tweeted his penis, then did it again). She says nothing about the state of her health, though it was bad towards the end of her time in office and is likely to dominate speculation about her future. She insists on her sense of humour, which, as so often, is a clear sign that she doesn't really have one. She lists the number of times she went on David Letterman's show to make "pantsuit jokes" (telling us the number – it was three – doesn't add to the sense of fun). She recounts the moment when she tried to lighten US-Russia relations by giving her Soviet counterpart a literal "reset button", though unfortunately the Russian word for "reset" was misspelt to mean "overcharged". She tells us she was tempted to send the official responsible to Siberia. Ho ho.

Above all, what comes through is Clinton's sheer persistence. This is how she does politics, by keeping going and totting up the small victories so that they outweigh the defeats. Unlike Obama, who still appears to believe that politics is about rational argument, and unlike George Bush, who thought it was about vision, Hillary believes it is about breaking things down. She is a disaggregator, who can't see a problem without trying to make it smaller, more manageable, and only then does she try to fit the pieces back together again. Peace, she tells us, doesn't necessarily begin with a grand fanfare. Sometimes it comes out of the temporary ceasefire that holds just long enough to make a difference. Part of why this book is so exhausting is its thoroughness: she travels the whole world and tells us about the different challenges she faced, taking them all seriously. Early on she quotes approvingly a maxim from Deng Xiaoping: "Coolly observe, calmly deal with things, hold your position, hide your capacities, bide your time, accomplish things where possible." The US could do worse than having Deng as its next president.

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To say that Apple's doing things differently would be an understatement. With the 4.7-inch iPhone 6 and the 5.5-inch iPhone 6 Plus, the company introduced two new high-end phones at the same time, both with a complete redesign and a much larger screen size than any iPhone that came before. Gone are the days of 3.5-inch and 4-inch phones that, at one time, seemed to provide more than ample amounts of screen space. Now, the new iPhones make their predecessors look like the tiny handset Ben Stiller used in Zoolander. The market has changed, and it was high time Apple did the same.

Even though this is Apple's first attempt at building large phones, it's not breaking new ground -- in fact, it feels more like the company is catching up than innovating. To be fair, finding a fresh take is a difficult thing to do in this crowded space: Samsung's Galaxy Note series, which started out at 5.3 inches and is now up to 5.7, is selling by the millions, and most competing flagships aren't much smaller. Basically, Apple would be leaving money on the table if it didn't address this segment of the market. So how did the company do on its first try at large phones? Pretty well -- mostly.

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I love Nicholson. I really do, but he's not as versatile as the guys I'd give 5 stars to.

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Better than Cruise, Depp and Hanks, but not as great as DeNiro.

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Like Tom Cruise, I think he's too high on the list. I think he's better than Cruise, but not even close to DeNiro.

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I've seen him do a decent job, but I really do not think he belongs at the top of this list. REALLY.

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Xabi Alonso - Midfielder of the Decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLGXTzTaRg4

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There is something terribly wrong with the owners of this pet store.! I have tried over and over to give a puppy at the store a wonderful loving home.I live very far away and asked them to send me some medical info and recent photos outside the store,just to make sure the dog was the age they claimed and it was at least somewhat healthy.they tried to make me believe the dog was a friends,but knew this poor puppy has been sitting in a cage for god only knows how long in the store.After I asked for med info they lied and just said they sold it.I knew better because the puppy is still for sale.! I don' t why they refuse to get this puppy the life it deserves.?They say dog must be picked up in hopwood.?why is this.?I am noticing the dogs they recently took in are very terrified when they are taking photos of them IN THE STORE.! I believe these people are abusive and truly enjoy having control over their animals.why else would they fight me on giving this dog a home.! I will do whatever it takes to have them investigated and hopefully closed down .! Anything to get this dog and all the other animals away from these people.!

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