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Byrdiohead
member since 12/08/2003
I'm a guy from United States
About me: I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control, I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Bedknobs and Broomsticks in Children's Movies:
As classic a film as ever there was. For a musical it tackled some pretty unusual stuff, from witchcraft, to invading nazis. The whole cast is good and the fun of it all is the convaluted storyline that leads the heroes to a climactic show down with the stormtroopers of nazi Germany by way of reanimated suits of armor. Some great stuff. Best Scene: The animated soccer match

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Rugrats in Paris: The Movie in Children's Movies:
Is it possible to ruin a great franchise with a single stroke. History has taught us so and this is a classic case of that phenomenon. When you start adding new and horrible characters like Dil things start rolling down hill pretty fast. This makes another franchise Nikelodeon has totally ruined by putting it on the big screen.

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Lilo and Stitch in Children's Movies:
This what a great kids film should be. The comedy is pilled on and the animation is fantastic. The fast pace of the comedy is rare for Disney, but they really got it right on this one. The backdrop of Elvis classics makes for a perfect Hawaiian atmosphere. Best Scene: The Trial at the beginning.

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Reservoir Dogs in Action & Thriller Movies:
Arguably Taratino's best film, this one packs in the most excitement and the best writing. Harvey Keitel is excellent as MR. White and Steve Buscemi plays a wonderful Mr. Pink, but Tim Roth is the real show stopper as Mr. Orange (Freddy Nuindike). Tarantino make an appearance as Mr. Brown and Lawrence Tierney is a tough but funny crime boss. Michael Madsen's Mr. White cahracter get to have most of the fun (i.e. cutting the ear of of Marvin Nash the captured police officer, and generally playing it cool). The constant backdrop of K-Billy's Super Sounds of the seventies makes the perfect frame for this film. Best Scene: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Die Another Day in Action & Thriller Movies:
One of the best Bond films ever. Pierce Brosnan is everything a bond should be and Halle Berry is everything a bond-girl should be. The story has some nice little twists and John Cleese is wonderful as Q's replacement R. The whole subway scene has a real Third Man feel to it. Toby stephens is a mediocre villain, but Rosamund Pike is wonderful as his accomplice. Best Scene: The Car Fight

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Charlie's Angels in Action & Thriller Movies:
Do I really have to explain why I'm giving this film one star, I'd give it none if I could. This is the biggest cash cow film in prbably the history of movies. It's one attempt after another at being slick and exciting. It fails in both respects. Only Bill Murray is worth what they paid him in this movie. Best Scene: Lucy Lu as the domanatrix/business woman.

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Mission: Impossible 2 in Action & Thriller Movies:
John Woo did better work when he made low budget flicks with unknown actors and actresses. The worst performance in this movie goes to the bad guy, he just isn't evil enough and just isn't any good at being evil. Tom Cruise isn't much better as a hero, nowhere near as good as the first one. Best Scene: I can't think of any.

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Point Break in Action & Thriller Movies:
This may possibly be the prefect guys flick. It has everything a man could want, football, hot chicks, surfing, guns, action, Gary Busey, and ironically it was directed by a woman. Boy Keanu Reeves sure couldn't act his way out of a paper bag but you aren't looking for oscar caliber performances in this film anyway. Best Scene: Keanu diving out of a plane without a parachute. Totally unrealistic but totally fun.

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Vertical Limit in Action & Thriller Movies:
It was a chore just to sit through this movie. The whole premise of having to lug nitro glycerine up K2 jsut seems a bit too ridiculous for my tastes. Apparently these people really needed to get new containers for the stuff because the ones they had leaked like nobody's business. Good grief. Best Scene: there isn't one

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2617 days ago

Review Icon Byrdiohead reviewed Fast and the Furious in Action & Thriller Movies:
I tire of these exercises in trying to look as cool as possible. This movie has no backbone and seems like it was just throw together in order to get some cool poster shots and gratuitous nudity. Not that there's anything wrong with gratutious nudity but nothing about this film is done with any hint of style. Rob Coen needs to direct porn films, I'm sure his style would make more sense in that field. Best Scene: the gratutious nudity

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