B0rk
member since 07/21/2011
About me: I find it entertaining and an indication that I have won some minor victory that two (as of yet) members of this collective have taken it upon themselves to give all of my reviews "disagree" votes.

I'm a big stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to sniff my own butt.
God speed gentlemen/ladies. God Speed.
User Votes: 61 Helpful / 145 Funny / 125 Agree / 330 Disagree
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806 days ago

More consistent than Family Guy and generally better than The Cleveland Show... Without reaching the same peaks as the former.

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811 days ago

Memorable riffs and a certain kind of swagger that comes across in his music. Makes me feel cool even though I am the antithesis of cool.

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811 days ago

Creed are quite possibly the worst band ever and his work with Alter Bridge has done nothing to change my view of his guitar work.

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811 days ago

Whoever added this is a fucking idiot, but 5 stars for the guitar work in the Velvet Underground.

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811 days ago

Nutshell's solo is enough alone to get him 5 stars... Especially compared to a lot of the soulless shit that other guitarists push...

I intend to ignore how influential Jerry Cantrell's songs have been to Post-Grunge, Heavy Metal and other crap music.

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811 days ago

Not dead bro. You're thinking of Layne.

812 days ago

Although, I don't enjoy tea.

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812 days ago

Oh yes! I love nothing more than throttling a small animal whilst masturbating!

That's a form of loving animals and I will take great offense if anyone tries to contradict me.

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812 days ago

I genuinely do not know anything about Jango Fett's early life on the planet of Concord Dawn... Nor do I know about Darth Bane's training and stumbling upon a holocron on the ancient Sith planet of Korriban... Nor do I know anything at all about the Stark Hyperspace Wars and its implications for the future of the Galaxy and the Republic.
I definitely don't know about the Correlian rebellion in the years after the Yuuzhan Vong conflict and the Dark Nest saga and I definitely don't know that Wookiee has two "e"s.

What's a lightsaber?

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812 days ago

Hero.
Clerks the Animated Series alone earns him 5 stars.

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